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    After re reading this and noticing all of the mistakes and words completely missed out, I don't think I'll be writing stories on my iPad while on the toilet any longer.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sambnz View Post
    After re reading this and noticing all of the mistakes and words completely missed out, I don't think I'll be writing stories on my iPad while on the toilet any longer.


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    What the fuck? Why on earth would you take an iPad to the dunny Ryan? Were you taking selfies of your jacksie mate?
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
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    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Hi Sam,
    It must be a habit getting your nuts wet as I remember you trying to extract yourself from a thigh deep swamp and then looking for your gumboot up the Glenroy.
    sambnz, Ryan_Songhurst and 223nut like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    What the fuck? Why on earth would you take an iPad to the dunny Ryan? Were you taking selfies of your jacksie mate?
    Wasn't me Rushy, although I am glad my iPad can't talk..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan_Songhurst View Post
    Wasn't me Rushy, although I am glad my iPad can't talk..
    Oops my mistake, I shouldn't react to avatar pictures.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

 

 

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