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    How to get a stag this roar

    This can be as easy or hard as you like.

    Find a spot of land where you can drive to a bush edge.
    Before you get out of the truck give yourself a liberal coating of your girls most expensive perfume.
    Head into the bush a couple of hundred yards and make a noise like a hind that is "up for it"
    You want the wind right up your Arse scenting the whole area.
    Sit back and wait and if you hear a roar for Christs sake don't roar back just keep making the horny hind sound .
    When a stag comes in get up and walk off 20 yards and wait for him to follow.
    In no time you will be back at the wagon and you can either slip a collar on and trot him home or lure him into the wagon with some green cereal .

    This one really likes being scratched just above the tail like a dog.

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    Haha

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    Jokes aside has anyone ever used real scent and sat in a tree stand or something during the roar?
    VIVA LA HOWA

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    Riggor is a doozy
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    Since when do fawns grow antlers?
    Do what ya want! Ya will anyway.

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    Lol, pics are deceiving.

    Its not mine, mate lamped it of a dairy farm. With permission.

    Id put it at 3 years old.
    It weighed 56k minus skin head guts etc. Fat as fu:-P

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    56kgs Seriously? Your mate must be a big bloke.
    Do what ya want! Ya will anyway.

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    That's actually me, tho proped up with rigor its only standing about 2/3rds real hight.

    I have been told Im big a few times

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    No need for a collar when you have hold of them like that VC. Just slip your left hand back a bit, stick your middle finger where the sun doesn't shine and frog march the sucker.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby View Post
    Jokes aside has anyone ever used real scent and sat in a tree stand or something during the roar?
    Toby I could always soak a towel in pee from a hind in heat and send it to you.
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Toby I could always soak a towel in pee from a hind in heat and send it to you.
    Would you be able to put some in a bottle, also some pee from a stag?
    VIVA LA HOWA

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    O bugger now I can see a knife mark on the guts.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby View Post
    Would you be able to put some in a bottle, also some pee from a stag?
    Piss off. I'm not going anywhere near a stag's penis at this time of year.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
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    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
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    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Well im taking cam this year so i shud be good to go.... come at me stags!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Piss off. I'm not going anywhere near a stag's penis at this time of year.
    When you shoot one rushy empty its bladder into a bottle
    VIVA LA HOWA

 

 

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