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    oh dear oh dear

    bugger me as if i dont have enough shit going on with transport.
    motoring home from westport today via arthurs when coming up the castle hills staight i pull out to overtake two cars in front 200 clear meters etc etc bugger me young french couple in the front car suddenly decide to go right into rockclimbers carpark .im halfway past middle car -oh f..k me this is not good ,all anchors locked solid sliding to avoid BOOOOOM "t"boned him right in drivers door .all 3 of us carted off to CHCH in ambulance to get checked out.mostly shock and minor sprains.
    wifeys car apart from hubbies(ME) remodelling front (L)guard ,bumper and bonnet -the froggies 1991 corona a writeoff.
    Son&wife are out now cleaning my gear out of it as i was bringing home a chilly bin full of pump granity mussels for some cobbers.

    f..kme with the bloody dramas surrounding my replacement engine in my truck ,now this what else is waiting for me in the week before 2016 duckshooting!!

    BTW-gadget if your reading this in between chuckles can you gimme a bell bloody pc the missus gave me is one the blink-screen fades in and out like a manchester st whore batting her eyelashes at a customer.

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    Bloody hell. Good to hear you're okay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kotuku View Post
    BTW-gadget if your reading this in between chuckles can you gimme a bell bloody pc the missus gave me is one the blink-screen fades in and out like a manchester st whore batting her eyelashes at a customer.
    You know me too well.
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    The most important thing is it sounds like you are all right!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barefoot View Post
    The most important thing is it sounds like you are all right!
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    Yep count your lucky stars, look after your bruises!
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    yeah but booked meself out of CHCHA&E after about the 3rd ECGand god knows how many sets of recordings.yeah im a little sore blood pressure through the roof-not so much as ive taken medication overlooked this morning and son&missus have retrieved the precious mussel cargo. As a nurse im a piss poor patient ,and thats only my second ride in a bloody ambulance.
    on reflection and after looking at my own photos of my skid marks etc had i missed him I'd have dead centred a bloody great strainer post!
    as i said to my son when he picked me up "next f...g time i come here make bloody sure I go straight to the mortuary".In hindsight that is a little to close for comfort.
    son reckons it shouldnt be too much of a fixit problem,and A car nut like him is usually fairly spot on.
    anyhow have had a feed and couple of lo alcohol beers ,so away to the shower shortly then it might be the fartsack.
    thanks all for your kind wishes.

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    Check those skid marks for blood! Au Revoie!
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    goodto hear your ok ,
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    take care...
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    Bloody heck old boy look after yaself. I hear there are some luvly Canadians waiting for you at ellesmere

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    Jeez Kotuku that is a wild ride. Did it all happen for you in slow mo as I have been told?
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    good to hear your ok, and so close to opening. Repair fast
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    Good to hear you are all right bro. Buy some new wheels with the insurance payout.

 

 

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