Thread: No fish, but I caught crabs!

Just got back from Fiji. Didn't catch any fish.
Caught crabs in the ladies toilets though!


The wife was about to use the ladies when she hear this fella behind the bowl. The large claw would have gone around my wrist! I had to fish him out with the toilet brush.

Crap! That could shorten your old fella

Nasty looking hua!!

Going off the title I thought you were In Wairoa..

Jesus James,
Reminded me of my days fishing on the roughy trawlers in SI. Quite often didn't catch fish but one time caught as dose of the crabs off a lovely girl called Nagwhatu Sue . Thank Christ they weren't that size. I may have even given her a tune up with the toilet brush on occasion.

@kiwijames, did ya eat him?

Originally Posted by deadidick

@kiwijames, did ya eat him?

Closest thing I had to cook it with was the hotel jug and I'm sure it would of put up a fight going down the spout. Plus, be fucked if I was going to try and pick that thing up armed only with a toilet brush!

Originally Posted by kiwijames

Closest thing I had to cook it with was the hotel jug and I'm sure it would of put up a fight going down the spout. Plus, be fucked if I was going to try and pick that thing up armed only with a toilet brush!

Fair enough,
Just the thought of a Fijian Toilet brush makes my skin crawl. Yea I recon you would have tyo give it a right good clubbing to get a crab like that in the jug.

Poke it with the loo brush and it will grab hold of it. Using the loo brush as a handle, drop it into the freezer, fridge if there is no freezer and it will quietly go to sleep. Do what you like with it after that.

nasty bugger!