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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    I've noticed that! You going to the Sika show?
    Are you trying to two time me Maca? Ha ha ha ha
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    i think the piss takes are easy to spot ..... but as is always the way , how you read the written word and the tone you use in your head may sometimes may make you think its been written with malice , I like to chuck one liners in sometimes , because to me it looks like (as I read it ) that some of you are having a go , there will always be differing opinions on everything ... and some peoples literacy skills are questionable as fuck .... I try to take most things with a grain of salt , but I don't have ocd like Sydney wrote , but sometimes I feel compelled to jump in and have my 2c worth .... like now .
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    I reserve the right to take the piss, ridicule and make personal remarks against myself, old farts and short people who can't estimate distance or who have webbed feet. Oh and any others as the feeling that I need to do so overwhelms me. Ha ha ha ha
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    Quote Originally Posted by stumpy View Post
    i think the piss takes are easy to spot ..... but as is always the way , how you read the written word and the tone you use in your head may sometimes may make you think its been written with malice , I like to chuck one liners in sometimes , because to me it looks like (as I read it ) that some of you are having a go , there will always be differing opinions on everything ... and some peoples literacy skills are questionable as fuck .... I try to take most things with a grain of salt , but I don't have ocd like Sydney wrote , but sometimes I feel compelled to jump in and have my 2c worth .... like now .
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    What is the sika show. Would my first bush stalked win anything?? Best time down here to go hunting as alot are at sika show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HNTMAD View Post
    What is the sika show. Would my first bush stalked win anything?? Best time down here to go hunting as alot are at sika show.

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    Mate id say you'll clean up with that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRADS View Post
    Mate id say you'll clean up with that one.

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    Was taking the piss, after all isn't that was this thread is for??

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    Just block certain members and your life will be full of joy

    Also avoid the dog section

    The problem is not people that you can actually have a back-and-forth argument with, the problem is idealogues who don't listen and are total fuckwits as a result of that fact. Like golfers and people who wear crocs, they are best avoided
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    Quote Originally Posted by stumpy View Post
    i think the piss takes are easy to spot ..... but as is always the way , how you read the written word and the tone you use in your head may sometimes may make you think its been written with malice , I like to chuck one liners in sometimes , because to me it looks like (as I read it ) that some of you are having a go , there will always be differing opinions on everything ... and some peoples literacy skills are questionable as fuck .... I try to take most things with a grain of salt , but I don't have ocd like Sydney wrote , but sometimes I feel compelled to jump in and have my 2c worth .... like now .
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    Is this pissing contest for distance or height? Maybe volume? FFS stop whining, if a certain members posts piss you off just skip them, no one forcing you to read it.

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    Thats the way I see it. If someone want to make out they have the biggest dick or can piss the furthest they can for anyone who wants to listen. I'm not here to suck cock and will go where the "normal" people are

    @308 lay off the crocs. At 630am yesterday this girl is ready to roll and will cap your ass

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    I try my hardest to offend some members and probably offend others without even trying

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gapped axe View Post
    Feel free to Hop in at any time
    oh so funny ...... im sure I can set off your station alarm remotely ...... repeatedly ....... whenever I feel the urge
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    [QUOTE=HNTMAD;518581]What is the sika show. Would my first bush stalked win anything?? Best time down here to go hunting as alot are at sika show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 308 View Post
    Just block certain members and your life will be full of joy

    Also avoid the dog section

    The problem is not people that you can actually have a back-and-forth argument with, the problem is idealogues who don't listen and are total fuckwits as a result of that fact. Like golfers and people who wear crocs, they are best avoided
    Hahahahahahah FFS!!! The dog section @EeeBees HELP!!!
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