Great to have a collection of good jokes to laugh about around the fire -here is one
I was in a pub last night and saw two “girls of size” (as PC now requires us to say) by the bar. They both spoke with a brogue accent, and making assumptions about their origins I said, "Hello, are you two girls from Scotland ?"
One of them screamed, "It’s WALES , you f***ing idiot!"
So I immediately apologized and said, “Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?"
That's when the trouble started...