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    The mrs shifted the microwave to the top of the fridge
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dundee View Post
    The mrs shifted the microwave to the top of the fridge
    I'd be a real cunt and put the watties on the top shelf...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dundee View Post
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    Couple of baked bean cans and some string, all sorted
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    That looks perfect @Dundee. Eye level. well done @mrs dundee
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dundee View Post
    The mrs shifted the microwave to the top of the fridge
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    That's Probally pay back for your raincoat fiascos.

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    Little Johnnys kindy teacher was trying to but he boots on him, she pulled and tugged and finally after breaking a sweat they were on! Little Johnny looked down and said" miss they're on the wrong feet!"
    The teacher swore under her breathe, but off they came and the struggle began again. Johnny then said" Miss these aren't my boots!"
    Teacher was getting very upset when Johnny added" they're my brothers boots, but mum made me wear them". This made her feel a little guilty, so she told Johnny that it was OK.
    "Now Johnny let's put your mittens on, where are they?"
    "I stuffed them in the toes of my boots Miss!!!!"
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