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    A man is seeking to join the Glasgow Police force.
    The Sergeant doing the interview says:
    "Your qualifications all look good,
    but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."
    Then, sliding a pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, he says:
    "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants,
    six drug dealers, six extremists, and a rabbit"
    The man being interviewed asks, "Why the rabbit?"
    "Excellent" says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"





    Got caught having a pee in the local swimming pool today.
    The lifeguard shouted at me so loud I nearly fell in



    "Jesus Loves You."
    Nice to hear in church but not in a Mexican prison.




    Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport.
    "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
    "German," she replies.
    "Occupation?
    "No, just here for a few days."

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    I saw the bike, and thought "Hokey Pokey"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sako75 View Post
    But with our factory diff lock, we get out unassisted. Unlike Franger drivers
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    Think you will find the ranger has had factory difflock for a number of years
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