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    And all her rellys decided to have a fight and called it WW1! Victoria should have kept her legs together!
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    You can thank @Rushy for reminding me.

    The situation does ring a few bells from when I was in the electrical goods delivery lark.

    There are only three types of people in this world. Those that can count, and those that can't!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fawls View Post
    Thats a bloody shit drawing of Batman.
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    I reckon it's a good crack
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    Duh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fawls View Post
    Makes you wonder what Robin was doing at the time. Or was it the fact that Robin had been frightened by the fireworks like a pussy that made Batman throw his hands in the air in despair just as the picture was taken?
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
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    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Quote Originally Posted by gadgetman View Post
    You can thank @Rushy for reminding me.

    The situation does ring a few bells from when I was in the electrical goods delivery lark.

    This reminds me of this one
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
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