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Thread: Campfire humour: ALL JOKES IN THIS THREAD PLEASE

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    DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS AS HOW TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING

    QUESTIONSYOU CAN'T MAKE UP THIS STUFF)



    Dear Abby,



    A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged

    gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These

    two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or

    leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?



    Dear Abby,



    What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on

    my VCR?



    Dear Abby,



    I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill

    for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should

    share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money

    with him.



    Dear Abby,



    I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when

    confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would

    never happen again.



    Dear Abby,



    Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in

    a good Christian home turn against his own?



    Dear Abby,



    I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?



    Dear Abby,



    My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour

    every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.



    Dear Abby,



    My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental

    pause.



    Dear Abby,



    You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send

    him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a

    doctor. Now what do I do?



    Dear Abby,



    I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the

    baby I'm carrying is his.



    REMEMBER, THESE PEOPLE CAN VOTE…..
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    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    normally this guy gets electronic stuff from ebay etc and dissects it. but this time its from poundland which is sort of like the $2 shop here.
    however this vid is priceless !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Munsey View Post
    Judo
    Huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 257weatherby View Post
    Huh?
    I think it's in reference to Judaism.
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    Please excuse spelling, as finger speed is sometimes behind brain spped........ Or maybe the other wayy.....

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