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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    I am partial to a wee dram.
    I think a few here are

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    Quote Originally Posted by 223nut View Post
    I think a few here are
    I'll bring enough so everyone gets a taste.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    @Ryan that's brilliant
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    Quote Originally Posted by P38 View Post
    I'll bring enough so everyone gets a taste.

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    Be careful what you say..... a taste can be a pint to a proper or south, west coaster.....
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    Please excuse spelling, as finger speed is sometimes behind brain spped........ Or maybe the other wayy.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Sounds like a plan Pete. I am partial to a wee dram.
    If @P38 brings the Dram ill bring the Glenfiddich an we will make it a weekend not a night

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaker View Post
    Be careful what you say..... a taste can be a pint to a proper or south, west coaster.....
    I've been known to run out at times.

    Last time was about 3am Sunday morning at Cold Kiwi.

    Could hardly stand to walk the 20 meters to my tent.

    Me and Glen were real good buddies that night.

    I slept well though

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    Quote Originally Posted by P38 View Post
    I've been known to run out at times.

    Last time was about 3am Sunday morning at Cold Kiwi.

    Could hardly stand to walk the 20 meters to my tent.

    Me and Glen were real good buddies that night.

    I slept well though

    Cheers
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    Must have been cold out, not to be able to do the 20. I may have been in the same predicament before.....but it involved Chinga's as a mate....
    Please excuse spelling, as finger speed is sometimes behind brain spped........ Or maybe the other wayy.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaker View Post
    Must have been cold out, not to be able to do the 20. I may have been in the same predicament before.....but it involved Chinga's as a mate....
    Was -9c at 8am that Sunday morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P38 View Post
    I'll bring enough so everyone gets a taste.

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    Ewww!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gadgetman View Post
    Ewww!
    More for the rest of us, just stay upwind once the cork comes out

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    Quote Originally Posted by gadgetman View Post
    Ewww!
    Just close your eyes and swallow youll be fine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy79 View Post
    If @P38 brings the Dram ill bring the Glenfiddich an we will make it a weekend not a night
    Sounds like quite the little private party. I have a Glenmorangie that could easily be smuggled in. Mind you the bottle may not be full because my jock mate @AndrewH will be riding pillion on the way down. @Scouser could round us out as group but he has a tendency to get all uppity when I swig his whiskey coz he has to stumble all the way back to his tent to pour another.
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    Thems "fighting words" Rushy.......now come on, once the bottle comes out, it's out for good........
    While I might not be as good as I once was, Im as good once as I ever was!

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