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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    I think a bit of time getting to know the pooch before hand would be in order before naming. My pick is there would be no issues doing that.
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    Sako spent many weeks at the freezing works cleaning condoms from sheeps guts, I think they went to the USA, one failed when Donald was conceived!
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    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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