For the record, I am not on Facebook, I will never be on Facebook, and Facebook is for females, faggots and now it would appear a few forum fuck knuckles.
So this morning my wife emailed me a snippet from her Facebook page to tell me that a certain forum member that I have known since he was a young fellah (evil little prick he was too) AKA @Dynastar27 was suggesting that I should join Facebook. What started out innocently enough then gathered momentum when @AndrewH and @mucko joined in with some smart arsed comments.
So I am now seeking retribution by publicly naming and shaming these fetid foreskin fiddlers.
Ray you young twat, may your ears turn to arseholes and shit all over your shoulders.
Andrew you Haggis muncher, may you get something foreign in your sporran causing what is under your kilt to wilt.
Mike you former farmer fart residue, may the Fleas of a thousand mongrel dogs infest you armpits.
Of course when I see them next I will really let them know what I think. Mates you reckon. We'll see about that. Ha ha ha ha.