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Thread: Much Maligned by by so called Mates

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    Much Maligned by by so called Mates

    For the record, I am not on Facebook, I will never be on Facebook, and Facebook is for females, faggots and now it would appear a few forum fuck knuckles.

    So this morning my wife emailed me a snippet from her Facebook page to tell me that a certain forum member that I have known since he was a young fellah (evil little prick he was too) AKA @Dynastar27 was suggesting that I should join Facebook. What started out innocently enough then gathered momentum when @AndrewH and @mucko joined in with some smart arsed comments.

    So I am now seeking retribution by publicly naming and shaming these fetid foreskin fiddlers.

    Ray you young twat, may your ears turn to arseholes and shit all over your shoulders.
    Andrew you Haggis muncher, may you get something foreign in your sporran causing what is under your kilt to wilt.
    Mike you former farmer fart residue, may the Fleas of a thousand mongrel dogs infest you armpits.

    Of course when I see them next I will really let them know what I think. Mates you reckon. We'll see about that. Ha ha ha ha.
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    Easy uncle, think of your bloody pressure....

    Remind me to be friendly at the Toby shoot
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    @Rushy

    What are you exactly trying to say?

    Do you often have troubles expressing yourself?

    Try telling us what you really mean

    Cheers
    Pete
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    Quote Originally Posted by 223nut View Post
    Easy uncle, think of your bloody pressure....

    Remind me to be friendly at the Toby shoot
    @223nut

    True!

    He's bloody cooking our dinner.

    Cheers
    Pete
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    @Rushy you have a life and it sound like a good one so you don't need bookface.

    Thats only for people who want you to think they have a good life
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    Hmm sounds like a typical face plant rant to me
    You'd fit right in
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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy View Post
    Hmm sounds like a typical face plant rant to me
    You'd fit right in
    Imagine the post count.
    Nil durum volenti !!

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    See folks?

    This is the effect that prolonged consumption of Waikato has on one's mental health. Stay in school - don't do Waikato.

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    As far as cursing a bunch of fellas goes, that was fantastic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    See folks?

    This is the effect that prolonged consumption of Waikato has on one's mental health. Stay in school - don't do Waikato.
    The prolonged consumption of the worlds greatest antioxidant ensures longevity and enduring good looks Ryan. I am living testimony to its curative powers. Ha ha ha ha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    See folks?

    This is the effect that prolonged consumption of Waikato has on one's mental health. Stay in school - don't do Waikato.
    Nah mate its the old age doing that, Waikato is the only thing keeping the senile bugger functioning
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    See folks?

    This is the effect that prolonged consumption of Waikato has on one's mental health. Stay in school - don't do Waikato.
    stop it ,you guys are killing me!!
    Nil durum volenti !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    Stay in school - don't do Waikato.
    �� One of the best one liners on here for a long time
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    so are they a bunch of cunts or what im confused i dont have get a life book either

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    Jeeze, I'd hate to really piss off @Rushy!!


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