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Thread: Today I saw a Cannibal

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    Today I saw a Cannibal

    There I was, acting as a minder to a visiting VIP when I saw her.
    I just couldn't believe my eyes. Horrified and yet amazed I tried to avert my eyes but the scene - how could she - how could . . . I had to do something NOW.
    I HAD to stop her. Abandoning the vehicle I approached her yelling, screaming at her. Startled, she spun around like a cornered animal, small beady eyes.
    At the sight of me she ran a short distance, turned again to face me and glared. I had disturbed her feast, She would be back, you could she it in her eyes.
    Reaching down I lifted a small trimmed branch, and waved it threateningly, she stood for a few seconds more then moved off down the road.
    Once out of site, I moved in closer to invesitgate the scene I confirmed what I had feared.
    In front of me lay the last remains of one of her own . . . a cannibal in our midst.
    Next time I will be armed.

    Okay so thats the writers version, what really happened at work today

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    Dunno, do you have lots of solvents at work?

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    No solvents involved in the making of this story
    but this did indeed happenned at work, all you need to figure out who/what she is, and try to piece the rest together from there.

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    Mantis?

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    Pukeko

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    Hedge hog?

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    bigger

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    Big pukeko
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    A big fast bullet beats a little fast bullet every time

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    A dirty ferrial pussy?? big mean nasty cunt

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    Possum?

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    cow

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    Quote Originally Posted by kawhia View Post
    cow
    Good call. Calving. Eating the amniotic sac? Or sheep?

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    Ooh, hadn't thought of a cow.
    Smaller, but they can get pretty big in the wild.

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    Wild pig?

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    Sasquatch wid breast ,doing a BJ on another squatch ? Warm ?

 

 

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