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    What did you do back in the day???

    Police are investigating a stabbing in Nelson | Stuff.co.nz
    Shit when I was young, dumb and full off it, you would have a fight then shake hands and have a beer!! I should also add, I was never afraid of the cops but hell I was shit scared about going home if my parents found out! Looks like this not smacking your kids thing is working out a treat.
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    Because back then, even when you were pissed, there was still a grain or two of common sense.
    Sadly, no longer.
    He nui to ngaromanga, he iti to putanga.

    You depart with mighty boasts, but you come back having done little.
    Sounds like a typical hunting trip !

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    A good punch up solved a lot of problems when I was at school. You grow out of it, but ffs although I had my fair share, nobody would dream of sticking someone. Multiple lives ruined.
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    Quote Originally Posted by screamO View Post
    Police are investigating a stabbing in Nelson | Stuff.co.nz
    Shit when I was young, dumb and full off it, you would have a fight then shake hands and have a beer!! I should also add, I was never afraid of the cops but hell I was shit scared about going home if my parents found out! Looks like this not smacking your kids thing is working out a treat.
    I might have to pay a visit to a guy I smacked in the face a good few years back. Haven't seen him since we both visited another mate in hospital after being hit by a drunk driver back at uni. He's a lawyer now and I might need his assistance to sort out a few issues with EQC. At least I know we have an understanding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gadgetman View Post
    I might have to pay a visit to a guy I smacked in the face a good few years back. Haven't seen him since we both visited another mate in hospital after being hit by a drunk driver back at uni. He's a lawyer now and I might need his assistance to sort out a few issues with EQC. At least I know we have an understanding.
    I could roll up on your behalf -false teeth askew ,9/10 over the yardarm ,little fat guts hangin over a camo g-string ,thigh waders and a week old canada goose carcasse slung over me shoulder.(ideal green party candidate you think).obviously i havent mentioned me bleoved escort as it scares the shit out of a lot of ya(massive particularly),so id be leaving that as me trump card.
    when do ya want the cheque gadget??oh so youllget decked out in them ferrarri red racing longjohns and be my chaffuer -yup should about scare the bejesus outta the wee huas (AKA extremely queer compostions)
    cost nothin-all in the name of creative solutions.
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    And if not you can smack him again! Must have been a prick for you to land one on him GM
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    And if not you can smack him again! Must have been a prick for you to land one on him GM
    He came round home to pick a fight, @sheppard84's mother-in-law (my sister) still laughs about it. Long story short he tried whacking me from behind as I was walking away. I swung around and landed one right on his nose/kisser and he then tried to accuse me of hitting him behind his back. The way I see it was I was just signing a 'memorandum of understanding' with him. Must admit that he was the only one I can remember still standing up after coping a blow from me, but he did see sense and leave rather than receive second helping that he was demanding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    Must have been a prick for you to land one on him GM
    It always took a lot to get me to hit back. He'd fallen in with the wrong crowd for a bit.
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    yesiree ,the passing of commonsense and respect,antiquated concepts to social engineers ,but alas tis why we pay such a high price socially today.
    to the young dumand fulla cum
    theres two types in this world
    THE OLD
    the bold
    BUT theres SWEET FUCK ALL OLD&bold

    and to the young new age cocka hoop smartarses
    remember
    its still waters that run deep ,
    tis a old dog who ambles the footpath
    the young pup gambols the street,
    youth and education will never beat
    age and wisdom

    finally a wee story.
    was at home on fine day ,enjoying an ale watching son&mate put a new motor in a car.
    up rolls a carload of young dumb fulla cum,complete with wine drinking bumbandana female.
    ho ho ho boys we give them f..g cops the run round,hooning about layin rubber.................................
    son and mate look at each other ,as though a pile of dogshit just hit the car roof.
    mate looks at me as i grin and cock an eyebrow

    "so seein as youre such shithot drivers ,how do ya feel when one of ya mates or his passengers gets sprayed across a telephone pole,or gets a face full of 200km tarseal.well.......
    oops whats happend to bravado ,dropped eyes ,lookat me shitty scuffed sneakers ,look at mates sickly grins
    ever given a thoughtto young cops firemen or ambos your age who have to come out and pick brains and body partsoutta ya jap rice burners off roads or trees or poles.
    hows about the undertaker whose job it is to try and reassemble you ,so youll look half decent when those grieving and you bloody lot come to pay their last respects.
    well at least i can do one thing before you piss off -i can teach you the proper way to carry your mates or birds coffin to their last parking space,with respect ,which i sincerely doubt youlot would know how to spell let alone understand.
    a hissed voice behind me"give it to em old fella"
    bugger me they all jumped in the car and pissed off! a TXT to the boys later "-we wont be back that old bastard scares the shit out of us,hes one scary fucker!!"
    alas It was to be two were killed in a head on some 18months later,altho innocent parties from what i heard.
    one later became a very good friend of my sons and thank christ grew up and realised that there are other options in life.
    to the unfortunate who decided to launch himself at police in porirua with a machete -wrong option ,never take a knife to a gunfight!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kotuku View Post
    yesiree ,the passing of commonsense and respect,antiquated concepts to social engineers ,but alas tis why we pay such a high price socially today.
    to the young dumand fulla cum
    theres two types in this world
    THE OLD
    the bold
    BUT theres SWEET FUCK ALL OLD&bold

    and to the young new age cocka hoop smartarses
    remember
    its still waters that run deep ,
    tis a old dog who ambles the footpath
    the young pup gambols the street,
    youth and education will never beat
    age and wisdom

    finally a wee story.
    was at home on fine day ,enjoying an ale watching son&mate put a new motor in a car.
    up rolls a carload of young dumb fulla cum,complete with wine drinking bumbandana female.
    ho ho ho boys we give them f..g cops the run round,hooning about layin rubber.................................
    son and mate look at each other ,as though a pile of dogshit just hit the car roof.
    mate looks at me as i grin and cock an eyebrow

    "so seein as youre such shithot drivers ,how do ya feel when one of ya mates or his passengers gets sprayed across a telephone pole,or gets a face full of 200km tarseal.well.......
    oops whats happend to bravado ,dropped eyes ,lookat me shitty scuffed sneakers ,look at mates sickly grins
    ever given a thoughtto young cops firemen or ambos your age who have to come out and pick brains and body partsoutta ya jap rice burners off roads or trees or poles.
    hows about the undertaker whose job it is to try and reassemble you ,so youll look half decent when those grieving and you bloody lot come to pay their last respects.
    well at least i can do one thing before you piss off -i can teach you the proper way to carry your mates or birds coffin to their last parking space,with respect ,which i sincerely doubt youlot would know how to spell let alone understand.
    a hissed voice behind me"give it to em old fella"
    bugger me they all jumped in the car and pissed off! a TXT to the boys later "-we wont be back that old bastard scares the shit out of us,hes one scary fucker!!"
    alas It was to be two were killed in a head on some 18months later,altho innocent parties from what i heard.
    one later became a very good friend of my sons and thank christ grew up and realised that there are other options in life.
    to the unfortunate who decided to launch himself at police in porirua with a machete -wrong option ,never take a knife to a gunfight!
    Hell, I even made sense of thatit's a shame it's so true
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    I do wonder if it's when you have your own kids you start thinking about this more or is it just an outright age thing?
    I always wanted to make a video out of the clips you see with parents, family and friends grieving there losses to show my kids before they go out drinking, driving, etc but I have enough trouble watching them myself.
    I'm a big believer of "you should never have to go to your own kids funeral ". Kids funerals regardless actually.
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    It's bad enough losing your 71 year old sister a couple of weeks ago, never a child or grand kid ,I hope,to something senseless!!
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    Back in the day I cracked a guy's head open with a piece of rebar. My Father and Abuelo always told me to fight to win by any means and that there ain't no such thing as a fair fight.

    I've been stuck before and it ain't fun. But that's part of life. I always tried to avoid fights. But when they couldn't be avoided they always ended with me breathing and someone else close to not to or dead.

    Did Judo and Shotokan Karate as a kid. My father studied Shotokan when he was a teenager and young adult. Now i do Krav Maga and knife fighting along with my usual firearms training.

    Got the wife into Krav Maga too. She's kicking butt and taking names.

    Schoolyard Brawls are easily avoided. When one erupts, you beat the MF'er to where he can't see straight or stand and no one else with screw with you. That doesn't mean you start the fight.... it just means you finish it.

    That's what folks today don't understand. Never start 'em.... but always finish 'em.
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    Never really been in too many scraps, been on the receiving end of a few as I used to run my mouth a lot when I was younger, usually when I was having enough trouble standing up as it was, had a crate bottle smashed across the side of my face once, that wasn't nice.
    Only person I have ever instigated a tong up on was my ex brother in law a couple years back when I found out he had been doing the dirty on my sister, still shook his hand the next time I saw him, more of a "we know where each other stands now" than forgiveness though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan_Songhurst View Post
    Never really been in too many scraps, been on the receiving end of a few as I used to run my mouth a lot when I was younger
    I see your problem. I had the advantage of a weedy twin with the mouth issue and he used to ensure I got plenty of the scraps. All about sharing the tasks out.
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