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    I laughed so hard at that Tim but its so true
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    Oh my fuckin god, the last few posts are bull shit unfortunately they seem to be.........so true
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    @Tussock

    Jesus Christ mate! You've written a fricking novel for me!
    I really appreciate that you've taken the time to write such a detailed paragraph and I really will use what you've said haha.
    I can't help but laugh though, this started as a rip the mick, hoping a girl might pop up or a father set me up with his daughter like a bro! But its turned into school, I like it haha

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    Did you go to school for all of this? Hahaha

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    Whatever you do watch out for "Mad Cow" Disease and .............................

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    Good lessons @Tussock I have found my lady but shit I would have been busier if I had a clue haha, better go mow the lawn...

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    Living with 4 woman and still found time to write it down! What a man! Just as well I'm married
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    Good luck @nz_hunter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tussock View Post
    Borrow a dog. The pound has them. Get a cute one that doesnt bite. Or an ugly one that doesnt bite.

    Walk around where there are women and when they glance at the dog (they will glance at the dog) say "would you like to meet it" by which you mean "would you like to meet me".
    I took a fawn to the beach one summer Tussock. If I wasn't already married I soon would have been. Talk about a magnet. Hot chicks in bikinis queuing up to pat the fawn was quite dangerous.
    nz_hunter beware of "hectare hunters". There are some ruthless bitches out there that will take you for all you are worth. Luckily my daughters (twins) are nice girls and not like that. One is shepherding down Wanganui way and the other is working for me. But I'm not giving you their numbers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tussock View Post
    I now live with one that's more trouble than 4. See Mikees post for reference.

    For the married men, just keep in mind 80% of women like women. So if your interested in walking on razor blades or dancing with bears, or perhaps something even more dangerous, there is always polyamoury
    Haha I've had 43 great years with just the one, special lady!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 7mmwsm View Post
    I took a fawn to the beach one summer Tussock. If I wasn't already married I soon would have been. Talk about a magnet. Hot chicks in bikinis queuing up to pat the fawn was quite dangerous.
    nz_hunter beware of "hectare hunters". There are some ruthless bitches out there that will take you for all you are worth. Luckily my daughters (twins) are nice girls and not like that. One is shepherding down Wanganui way and the other is working for me. But I'm not giving you their numbers.
    Another form of fawnicating!
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    Tussock, that was good advice... Women are weird, I've never quite worked them out.

    Treat them gently and with the utmost respect, the ones that like being treated like shit will hurt you more in the end...

    And - no ones as tough as they make out of the Internet either!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    Living with 4 woman and still found time to write it down! What a man! Just as well I'm married
    Shit he would have been wrong 4 times in a row. As they say " If a man says something, and no women is around to hear him say it. Is he STILL WRONG?"
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    @7mmwsm

    Oh come on! I'm a great lad, surely I'm worth a chance?

    Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk
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