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    Red face Laugh or Vomit

    What can you spot on this page??

    http://forum.nationstates.net/viewto...665&p=13745576
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    Shit he is a lucky man!

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    Fark!

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    Bloody well trained, they blink
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    Lucky bugger.....go buy a lotto ticket.......
    While I might not be as good as I once was, Im as good once as I ever was!

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    Was that beret shot off?
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Was that beret shot off?
    Nar, he farted.....!
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    While I might not be as good as I once was, Im as good once as I ever was!

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    Maybe a blank?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Savage1 View Post
    Maybe a blank?
    Yep maybe.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
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    Bloody Lucky even it was a blank


    I'd have turned around and ripped him a new arsehole with my bayonet ........ then gone and changed my undies.

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    I would have turned around and turned the bloke behind me into a suppressor
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouser View Post
    Lucky bugger.....go buy a lotto ticket.......
    No point he has used all his luck for the time being
    Sarcasm: lowest from of wit, highest form of intelligence.

 

 

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