Thread: Policeman shoots himself in foot

Stuff happens , one of the SAS assaulters in the Princes Gate raid , 1980 , while clearing a room , thought he saw a man crouching in the corner of the room , so he gave it a burst from his trusty MP5 , when he got closer , he found he had killed a mean rubbish bin , Opps , he then carried on clearing rooms , this was soldier " I " .
All SAS involved were given a code , for the court procedings later , his was " I " .

Originally Posted by Tussock

I dropped a big rock on my foot and smooshed it mapping in Australia. It hurt. I know, I know. Shit work story right?

I wanted to speak to the diver helping me do an installation on a vessel in the islands. Asked his assistant who said "no worries boss" and folded the air hose over on itself, then he said "he'll be up soon boss".
Funny as hell

Originally Posted by mikee

I wanted to speak to the diver helping me do an installation on a vessel in the islands. Asked his assistant who said "no worries boss" and folded the air hose over on itself, then he said "he'll be up soon boss".
Funny as hell

There was this one time at work when a debit got incorrectly calculated as a credit and I had to multiply it by -1. Hilarious...

Originally Posted by MassiveAttack

There was this one time at work when a debit got incorrectly calculated as a credit and I had to multiply it by -1. Hilarious...

Boy you really do need some better work storys!

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Originally Posted by R93

There is a very compelling argument that JFK was killed by his own secret service due to sloppy handling drills of a rifle. These sorts of things shouldn't happen, but they do.

If it was secret service then he/she was on the grassy knoll.

Originally Posted by Rushy

If it was secret service then he/she was on the grassy knoll.

Nope, in the car behind the presidents convertible. The one with the secret service agent holding an AR. The guy who was filling in for one of the other agents who was still too pissed from the night before.

Oh come on the Grassy Knoll and the Book Depositry, Lee Harvey Oswald, Jack Ruby and that cross dressing fag J Edgar Hoover are far more romantic names to hang on to than Some Dumbass in The Car Behind!

I am not going to believe that crackpot conspiracy theory until I see it in a movie at which point I will accept it as fact.

this one time at work , i got to cut a cock ring off a very naked very shaved , very oiled up older gentleman , whos balls had swelled up bigger than grapefruits ..... not sure if this is a good work story or just sad

Originally Posted by MassiveAttack

I am not going to believe that crackpot conspiracy theory until I see it in a movie at which point I will accept it as fact.

But only if they include Elvis, Bigfoot and the UFO that crashed at Roswell in that conspiracy theory.

Originally Posted by Rushy

If it was secret service then he/she was on the grassy knoll.

You're a grassy troll😆


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Originally Posted by stumpy

this one time at work , i got to cut a cock ring off a very naked very shaved , very oiled up older gentleman , whos balls had swelled up bigger than grapefruits ..... not sure if this is a good work story or just sad

Originally Posted by Tussock

I once traveled in a cruiser hunting a diseased dog with four men armed with automatic weapons and grenades. Do you think the NZ police could kill a dog if they had grenades?

Imagine the scene though. Whats the ***** done now? Hes shot himself in the foot. What? f*** off? No seriously, blown a big hole in his foot. Your F***ing kidding me. How are we going to explain this one? I mean, how hard is it to not shoot yourself? Here we are trying to convince the general public that if we have guns we can be trusted not to shoot them, and we can't even stop shooting ourselves!

I take it you were a fan of Hunter Thompson too

OK then so what was Lee Harvey Oswald doing on the second floor with a 6.5? The former U.S. Marine who defected to the Soviet Union just happened to be cleaning it there?

Now WHO sent him there, well that's another story.. Theory/Conspiracy

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