Thread: Burnham Sporting Clay Shoot

South Island Sporting Clay Shooters and

Southern Shotguns S.I. PERAZZI agent,
proudly presents:

PERAZZI 100
Classic SPORTING CLAYs

A, B, C, N/R Grades and Drawn prizes.
Perazzi user’s loyalty prizes.
PLUS
One lucky shooter from each grade:
A morning’s hosted shooting Duck Shooting on Canterbury’s undisputed top pond!!
Over $3,000 worth of prizes.

$70:00
26 May 0900
Behind Burnham Military Camp, South of Rolleston

PERAZZI

I would like to go but it looks like you have to have excess body hair and use a gun to match in order to shoot

Oh very droll!!!! It will be your loss, there are some great prizes up for all.
Give thiose smelly 'goats' up for a while and have a good day on the clays!!

Originally Posted by R93

I would like to go but it looks like you have to have excess body hair and use a gun to match in order to shoot

Just put some Perrazi stickers on your F3 barrels and they will never know , because all the other perrazi shooters will be true to form and be looking at their reflection in any nearby shiny surface that the can find :-)


Ken

Before you get all upset at my spelling of Perazzi , for some reason my phone changed it and I can't edit my last post for some reason . I know how you P gun shooters get about such things .


Ken

Originally Posted by Ground Control

Just put some Perrazi stickers on your F3 barrels and they will never know , because all the other perrazi shooters will be true to form and be looking at their reflection in any nearby shiny surface that the can find :-)


Ken

LMFAO! At the reflection comment. But I would not insult my gun like that. I am sure my scores would drop out of shame.

Originally Posted by Ground Control

Before you get all upset at my spelling of Perazzi , for some reason my phone changed it and I can't edit my last post for some reason . I know how you P gun shooters get about such things .


Ken

In my gun dictionary, Perazzi is pronounced (POO-AZZ-EEEEEE)

Description: Guns generally used in clay target shooting sports, highly favored by shooters of a lower than average IQ.
Excess body hair (apart from their knuckles) and poor hygiene.
Can often be recognised on a sporting field by their angry mannerisims. Throwing and waving arms in the air and chucking empty cases into big bins.
Oh and they are generally cheap wine swilling ogers and yell a lot.



For real!!

F3 barrels wouldn't take the weight of those precious red P stickers!
just look at all the Olympic shooting footage, a smattering of Beretta's and the rest PERAZZI'S!!!
Perfect working tool used by professionals that just get the job done and done and done.
I rest my case.

Originally Posted by madds

F3 barrels wouldn't take the weight of those precious red P stickers!
just look at all the Olympic shooting footage, a smattering of Beretta's and the rest PERAZZI'S!!!
Perfect working tool used by professionals that just get the job done and done and done.
I rest my case.

Mate! You must be working hard, as you usually do of course I expected a whole load more of beat down from that extra sharp and fast wit you normally strike with.
The olympics is full of muscle memory pansy's that shoot scripted targets no further than 40 yrds, that can whinge and protest if their target wasnt abosoloutly perfect. What am I saying? Thats why they are so popular in the olympics right there.

Originally Posted by R93

Mate! You must be working hard, as you usually do of course I expected a whole load more of beat down from that extra sharp and fast wit you normally strike with.
The olympics is full of muscle memory pansy's that shoot scripted targets no further than 40 yrds, that can whinge and protest if their target wasnt abosoloutly perfect. What am I saying? Thats why they are so popular in the olympics right there.

Yeah Madds take that
Now on a more serious note , when are you going to admit your P guns inadequacies ,sell that old clunker, and then buy a Blaser ?


Ken

( PS the shoot does sound like a great idea , and the prize of the duck shoot is a huge oppotunity for someone , I know the pond and some lucky buggers are going to have a ball . Maybe I could do a Postal shoot from over here so I can enter and be in with a chance . I would encourage everyone to get Burnham and have a great day shooting clays )

And here was me thinking Blouser was the correct spelling/pronunciation. PERAZZI doesn't sound right either, Escort now there's a name for a shotgun

Originally Posted by mikee

And here was me thinking Blouser was the correct spelling/pronunciation. PERAZZI doesn't sound right either, Escort now there's a name for a shotgun

If you stopped spending all your coin on dirty escorts, you might be able to get a blaser, Mikee

Originally Posted by R93

If you stopped spending all your coin on dirty escorts, you might be able to get a blaser, Mikee

R93 , I do believe you may be onto something there . It sounds like an addiction to "long time Boom Boom " from little Asian girls to me .


Ken

Originally Posted by Ground Control

R93 , I do believe you may be onto something there . It sounds like an addiction to "long time Boom Boom " from little Asian girls to me .


Ken

Of course there is nothing wrong with that. LBFM's my fav..........before I discovered the bliss of marrige of course

Originally Posted by R93

If you stopped spending all your coin on dirty escorts, you might be able to get a blaser, Mikee

Yeah I know but you know what a dirty escort will cost and it does not get upset if you trade it for another.