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if it had been you dog stug would she have been so cool about it:D
did you rearrange his backside with a dead chook?
you could have tried the old wives tales of tieing round his neck till it...

i trust that emotion didnt last to long stug:D
were the chooks the misses??

what while the rest of his pook family watches???
i bow to your superior knowledge of pook crap and species hierachy :P:yaeh am not durnk:

massive is totaly correct but try this
dig a massive hole conseal yourself in said hole.
wait for prey.
grab said pook by legs literally scareing the shit out of him/her.
step 2
after wiping...