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    Irishman trying to take his inflatable taboggan...

    Irishman trying to take his inflatable taboggan to winter olympics im picking ,or is it the irish ski jump??
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    thanks VC-he will be rechecking this after he...

    thanks VC-he will be rechecking this after he corrects leak in no 3 injector.:thumbsup:
    gadget -cheeky bugga but youre wrong -ive just sent the missus car home yesterday after R drove over &dropped...
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    hey boys -no my balls aint goin in your hands...

    hey boys -no my balls aint goin in your hands -need some good commonsense advice .1991 hilux surf- son has just installed a brand new head on motor after i blew the f....r up on the otira gorge....
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    it gets better after pissing about with afuel...

    it gets better
    after pissing about with afuel pump delivering zero fuel and my son nearly hurling the old bitch,the good old fashioned was called for .
    mrs in sons v8 falcon*(driving it like she...
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    me again-good news head is back on motor in me...

    me again-good news head is back on motor in me surf ,so its now get her goin trial her round chc for a couple of weeks -then a WOF,and trundle her over the alps to greymouth to a very eager owner...
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    och aye jimme-just check those racing crayfish...

    och aye jimme-just check those racing crayfish longjohns of yours-that wee green prick may well be taking advantage of a bighearted arthur like you gadget!
    then again timerider may well have taken...
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    oh boy murphy you are really up shit creek now my...

    oh boy murphy you are really up shit creek now my son.Ifixed the war offices car -rang her only to find out our wee green bastard has been over hill at it again.Mrs kotuku buys brand new washing...
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    happy St paddies day you all....

    happy St paddies day you all.
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHY YA WEE IRISH FECKER ,IWANT A WORD
    right now ive got ya lughole ya tiny blob...
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    de tree or not de tree is the...boom...oh fuck...

    de tree or not de tree is the...boom...oh fuck man question answered.and gents here endeth the lesson for another lot of young dumb and fullof cum!!
    well done martin,was probably a car accident...
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    life young man is a shit sandwich and youve just...

    life young man is a shit sandwich and youve just got the whole picnic basket
    or in the immortal words of BSMwilliams (it aint half hot mum)oh dear how sad never mind carry on!!!!!
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    " aw fuck bro i said tie it to the pole man not...

    " aw fuck bro i said tie it to the pole man not round the fuckin thing."
    the clown must have watched too many mythbuster programmes -if anyone remembers they did the same stunt with a boat(theyre...
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    [QUOTE=Dundee;501497]Looks like the neighbour...

    [QUOTE=Dundee;501497]Looks like the neighbour slid off the hill.
    At least the fence stopped him.

    53661[/QUOTE

    wonder if the skid marks in his daks were as long as those on the...
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    well wifey told me to wash my wagon ,and being...

    well wifey told me to wash my wagon ,and being the lazy tightarse i am,ithought a quick spin through the creek would sort it out -be in time for a couple of bevvys with the boys
    .oooooooops shit...
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    iheard there was a construction boom in auckland...

    iheard there was a construction boom in auckland but......did ya get bridging finance.:ORLY:
    secretly be a great way to stop these crazy pricks who think they can outrun the coppers
    Shit bro was...
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    did she get put over a barrel for it ,or did she...

    did she get put over a barrel for it ,or did she get a barrelling?
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    gees gadget -my old girl looked very similar to...

    gees gadget -my old girl looked very similar to yours when i gave it the bath in the rakaia-good ol gsp follower comes to our rescue-in mummies wagon though.
    the wolfes rd job was terry tractor and...
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