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Always let my neighbours know when/how long we're going to be away.
Living in a dead-end street, with 7 houses on it - pretty good security.
Plus we all have contact numbers for each other's...

Down the barrel of course!
Plenty of length to deposit said microchip.
Then the next deer you shot, wouldn't get lost - Labour would find it for you - at great cost - so they could put another one,...

Historically (mid-60's), I got my 'first' FAL.
Wanted to get a cutdown milsurp 303, had to get a 'Permit to Procure', pay and collect rifle.
Take said purchase, PTP and FAL to local station for...