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Too many friends with pacemakers or heart problems... or just plain scared of erictrickery... it did cross my mind...

That is portraying the wife's mood... there will be a problem if the birds do not depart from the garden.

Trying the foil option now... if no change in a week it is a BB gun....

One future morning in Murch.....

Right yes well... if that carry on is what it takes for you to prove your dominance.... (Mental note to self... turn down any invite to a game food meal at Massive Attacks house)

I like this one.... I wonder if they will learn from it....

I cannot see my wife using a spud gun.

Dead one .... yes well not really an adornment my wife will like in the garden.

That sounds like it has potential...

There is that but Pukekos are smart... they seem to wait until I am away at work for a couple of weeks ... so I need to give her something she would be happy to use...

She would soon wizen up if...

Hi All... I have a problem to solve... that will require something somewhat down the scale from a WSM300.

My wife... an avid gardener and bird lover... sensitive soul she is... is in a catch 22...