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Its always better to understate your kills and sightings.

"been getting out much.? ""na not for a while" "shoot anything?""didn't even bloody see one" etc.

the more people think your useless...

as a non dog hunter non bird shooter i could say your disrespecting the pheasant by disturbing them with your and your dogs presence.
but i won't because there is already too many wingeing pricks in...