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im a paranoid android

wise words.
id like my safe at the top of the stairs... and set it up so that when it is messed with an alarm sounds and a piano wire at ankle height is pulled up TIGHT just before the first of...

I hear you about the stickers. pretty much asking to be followed home.

yup, my thoughts too. but such scum bags exist. if i thought of that one, imagine what other great ideas are getting bounced off the class room walls in the big house...

Just a little cautious...

nobody thought of the old home invasion caper???
All the security in the world wont keep the petrol soaked owner from opening the safe and gift wrapping the pistols etc before handing them to the...