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id probably give it a whirl if it was in front of me, but id also probably torpedo a whaling boat if the opportunity presented itself.

maybe, I was thinking they would cut it up and research how it tastes

call in the japanese whale towing service

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yup, explosives are the one, iv had to put down a few dozen in my years on the whale board.
Also best to administer said explosives from a distance with a field gun. Everybody should have one handy.