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It's more difficult with Swans Maca. Their webbed feet slap the hell out of your thighs.

There are a few good feeds there Survy

Smidey they can suffer a bit of delay in the plucking.

That fucked it Toby. There is a big difference between farting and shitting yourself.

Amateur I create Tornadoes that go ripping through the house offending every bugger within sniffing distance

Mate I have this mental image of that and it is making me chuckle. Can see your skinny knees up around your ears giving chase.

Yep, it is possible to lop a Turkey's head off with hedge clippers when they are roosting at night.

Got an R in it. Just saying.

Yeh I thought it might be about Mucko on a crate of Waikato. BF the theory is that any month with an R in it is not good for harvesting Turkey. On that basis now should be good. I reckon the...