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I have been thinking about how Dundee must have got out of there as that mud would have been up to his belly button.

How the fuck? Oh never mind

Fuck that’s a beauty of a crash Dundee.

Were you flashing from the window again Dundee?

Nah that doesn’t sound right. The grass down there is taller than he is so they wouldn’t see him.

Laying down on a rest break huh?

It’s the dwarf drinking beer while driving a tractor that distracts them.

That is classic.

Bloody hell Brads, when you said you were going to take the tractor for a spin I thought you meant around the paddock.

Young fellas aye Dundee? Gravel rash is a bitch. Give him my regards.

Was the neighbour surprised to learn he had put the fence in the wrong place when Mrs Duckdog told him?

She's a tad boggy down there then?

Very clever. Explaining that to the missus could be challenging. I wanted a piss badly and took the shortest route.

For some reason I find that incredibly hilarious.

That is not hard. Brads is only a one trick pony!

That seems all wrong when you look at it. The bale in the calipers I see a lot around here lately but tractors on their side, not so much.

Jeesh Dundee, you even have short fucking cows down there.

It is listing to port a bit for such a flat surface. Probably has a leak. Ha ha ha ha some people.

Yup, idjit.

If it is the one that happened today then the answer is only one on board and yes OK he just smacked a lip.

Bugger!

As Maxx said, that would definitely make your puckered poo hole clench down tight.

Muppet.

Starring Fred a steer.

How the fuck do you have a crash in a one horse town like yours Dundee? Can't be more than six cars in the whole district.