Trust you to think of that VC. If it was then the bugger probably had his pants down around his ankles, saw Dougie and Jet and thought she might let the dog go so he tried to hide better, backed into a gorse bush and that what caused the moan. Dougie, when you go back to check your snares, scout around a bit and check for sign. If you find cloven hoof prints, deer shit or some winter coat hair then you may be onto something. If you find some wanker stuck in a gorse bush with his pants down around his ankles and is pecker shrivelled from the cold then VC made a bloody good guess.
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