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    the great take a fat man hunting competition!

    here's a novel idea for all you south islanders. take me out hunting and the first one to help me get my first deer without killing me gets a shiny new 10 cent piece!!!!! just kidding but if there is anyone in the middle of the south island that wouldn't mind showing me how it's done It would be much appreciated. I have been out a few times but no luck even seeing decent sign. don't know where I'm going wrong

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    Oh SH it is hard for me to hold back the myriad of comments that post invites. Some on here will be helpful I am sure. Others I fear will not be so kind and will make comments like "open your eyes" and "there are no deer at McDonalds" but seeing as how I am trying not to take the piss out of anyone today (most particularly anyone in the South Island ), I will just shut up and leave you to the forum members that have far less discipline than me.
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    the great take a fat man hunting competition!

    Savagehunter, if you ever find yourself in Hawkes Bay (north island) i can get you onto Sika no problem.

    Bush hunting them just off the river terraces is great fun and easy to learn.
    A big fast bullet beats a little fast bullet every time

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    Let us know how you get on SH

    You got my letter in the post yet?
    She loves the free fresh wind in her hair; Life without care. She's broke but it's oke; that's why the lady is a tramp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Oh SH it is hard for me to hold back the myriad of comments that post invites. Some on here will be helpful I am sure. Others I fear will not be so kind and will make comments like "open your eyes" and "there are no deer at McDonalds" but seeing as how I am trying not to take the piss out of anyone today (most particularly anyone in the South Island ), I will just shut up and leave you to the forum members that have far less discipline than me.
    That was like kinda takin the piss Rushy LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy View Post
    That was like kinda takin the piss Rushy LOL
    Yeh Happy I know but I covered the tracks pretty well. I have been a bit of a piss taker all my life so just can't help myself.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    I have been a bit of a piss taker all my life
    Well otherwise it just builds up pressure and you, I dunno, burst a bladder or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GravelBen View Post
    Well otherwise it just builds up pressure and you, I dunno, burst a bladder or something.
    I think you get a catheter...judging by my cat patient today, they aren't much fun either! I'd choose the first option if I were you Rushy and keep taking the piss
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    Hahahaha. I like that. The next time I get acused of taking the piss I will use that GB.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Plenty of canty and otago members on here, some one should help you out.Its red deer mecka apparently,Im no use to you never hunted that part of the country.
    Just how fat are you? Im pretty fat and real un fit but still manage to find the odd one on public land round here but it does require a bit of walkin.
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    I would be happy to take you out for a look sometime. I lined you up a chrony and not heard anything back on how it has gone for you. So until then.
    Do what ya want! Ya will anyway.

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    I take a Fat Boy Hunting everytime I go out.
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    Re: the great take a fat man hunting competition!

    Me too.

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    Re: the great take a fat man hunting competition!

    I dont get many people telling me to slow down on the stalk anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by CreepingDeath View Post
    I dont get many people telling me to slow down on the stalk anyway

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    I hear that.

    In fact I have picked up a few deer after the race horses have sprinted on past me.
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