Thread: Huge psycho pig needs to die....Thames

If that post was pertaining to nelson in the morning every park within 3km of it would be full of hiluxes with dog boxes on the back and the pig would be smothered by 1000 dogs on top of it, and it would probably all be eaten by the time anyone got there

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Originally Posted by veitnamcam

If that post was pertaining to nelson in the morning every park within 3km of it would be full of hiluxes with dog boxes on the back and the pig would be smothered by 1000 dogs on top of it, and it would probably all be eaten by the time anyone got there

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No Veitnamcam dog control would have bring rung about the trail barkers... 500 dogs would have being stolen and later recovered in Australia, SIS would be down and confiscated 250 sets of tracking gear... Two bitches would be pregnant and there would have being at least four punch ups. 10 blokes would have being trespassed and 40 mates would have accused each other hunting their block...you know just a normal Saturday.

Originally Posted by stingray

No Veitnamcam dog control would have bring rung about the trail barkers... 500 dogs would have being stolen and later recovered in Australia, SIS would be down and confiscated 250 sets of tracking gear... Two bitches would be pregnant and there would have being at least four punch ups. 10 blokes would have being trespassed and 40 mates would have accused each other hunting their block...you know just a normal Saturday.

Classic stingray , but only 4 punch ups really

Originally Posted by stingray

No Veitnamcam dog control would have bring rung about the trail barkers... 500 dogs would have being stolen and later recovered in Australia, SIS would be down and confiscated 250 sets of tracking gear... Two bitches would be pregnant and there would have being at least four punch ups. 10 blokes would have being trespassed and 40 mates would have accused each other hunting their block...you know just a normal Saturday.

And the pregnant bitches weren't of the 4 legged Varity. What about the ole detonator in the spud trick. If it all goes bad its only a short roll down the hill to A&E.

Originally Posted by veitnamcam

If that post was pertaining to nelson in the morning every park within 3km of it would be full of hiluxes with dog boxes on the back and the pig would be smothered by 1000 dogs on top of it, and it would probably all be eaten by the time anyone got there

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So another great boar story in the making. I am always sorry when the pig like this is caught because the town dies a little when he has met his end

Hunters talk deep into the night with their hands clasped around stubbies and set out with a bounce in their step in the early morning with dogs at foot. The dear old fox terrier belonging to Old Misses Jones stops for a piss on the edge of the park and he bristles up and walks stiff legged all the way home looking over his shoulder and she mutters she should take him to the vet.

Young teenage girls on the way to school hold hands and scream, not very convincingly and run the length of the street because the tongue the of bush flowing down the hill touches the edge of the street and it may be the hiding place of the boar. Thames the sleepy old town where everybody goes to die, opens a jaundiced eye as everyone becomes an expert. One Oldtimer looks sagely into the distance and declares that a patch of brown on a far hill is the spoor of the said pig. Its not, its a patch of grass grub damage from last autumn but no one says anything because for a moment it makes him feel important.

As I said to a bloke one day who told us the boars of Coromandel would have to go because they competed with kiwi. "Not a chance say I, I said" "Who ever wrote stories about the great kiwi of the Coromandel. Whereas millions of words fill old tomes and stories from the elders around bright campfires tell of the Great Boars of the Coromandel".

While this Boar lives young hunters sleep with a smile on their face and scarred old dogs in their kennels twitch and give high pitched yips as they fight their nocturnal battles with the new legend that the people are calling. The Hospital Boar.

contact hans kriek ,the spokesman for SAFE.Im sure he d come down sit down and hear piggies side of the story ,then move himout somewhere else ,whilst all those horrible pig hunter types watch on.Hans is a dutch vegetarian- so piggy could feel right at home smelling carrots on the others breath,not rancid cruelly taken pork!

Oh FFS someone call 0800 @moonhunt problem solved.

Originally Posted by Dundee

Oh FFS someone call 0800 @moonhunt problem solved.

I should let my mate JD know ,he'll have it sorted & on the back of Hylux in a hour .

Originally Posted by Chris

I should let my mate JD know ,he'll have it sorted & on the back of Hylux in a hour .

Do it Chris and send a leg up here

Once upon a time in India... there was a maneater tiger on the prowl and all the hunters were talking about how cunning and vicious it was and how many victims it had claimed, whilst hunkering down further into their comfy chairs and talking about the ones shot when they were younger and who is going to go after it....


Whilst in modern NZ, there's a nasty piggy on the prowl and all the hunters were talking about .................

And the nasty boar got in with my heifers...............bragging rights first pic

Originally Posted by Dundee

And the nasty boar got in with my heifers...............bragging rights first pic

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@Dundee isnt that the neighbours pet pig which you nearly blew off..

now dundee youd best lookat that heifer behind him ,cause shes got that" im gonna lick that big sack"look on her face.
should that happen id suggest the expression on piggies face may well alter very fast!
Given that ,miss pert one with pinkearring may just wanna give him a little space !
perhpas sean or possumtrapper could go up and keep an eye on things-a slug of watties for all parties concerned could help too!

yup he escaped this year too,has strung up a few dogs. I wasn't getting in that paddock with him.