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    Landowners in the clear

    Here we go the cockys can breath a sigh of relief & let us responsible hunters back onto there property's without fear of being held liable should something untoward happen whilst perusing some recreational joy.
    https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/113...reational-risk
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    Don't know why you are thinking about hunting @Boaraxa , as I have it on good authority that you are booked in for a VASECTOMY !! ( that's two exclamation marks - one for each testicle)

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    When push comes to shovel budd , I’ll be doing an iron maiden special & running to those hills .
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    The Green party putting the CON in conservation since 2017

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    The threats of sex starvation will be enough to send you back to the doctors.
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    You lot are like a bunch of woman ..as soon as I mention something joyous I’m shot down & threatened with doom & castration !!!! !!!
    7 exclamation marks for the two words I’m thinking of .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boaraxa View Post
    You lot are like a bunch of woman ..as soon as I mention something joyous I’m shot down & threatened with doom & castration !!!! !!!
    7 exclamation marks for the two words I’m thinking of .
    is " **** off " getting close?
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    Run boaraxa run, i wish i had run
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    Well maybe from now on you will have some empathy and be extra careful shearing rams ??
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    Poor old @Boaraxa is getting his nuts cut off guys, stop picking on him, its not his fault he aint got the balls to say No and mean it. haha

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    Common sense! From a govt dept no less!

    What a minty breath of fresh air for a change!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mauser308 View Post
    Had a mate that got it done, he ended up with his balls in a wheelbarrow in to surgery due to a massive infection. Seems they got a bit of ball carpet (nut pube) captured in the incision scar which slightly festered. To this day we call him Cowboy behind his back, best western swagger I've ever seen!
    Well Boaraxa will need to be re-named 'Borax the ball washer'

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    Well done mate!!!

    You are saving her from contraception chemicals that interfere with her mind and could kill her through blood clots. Never mind humiliating doctor attendances for "lost condom".

    Going to Dr Paul for it?
    An itch ... is ... a desire to scratch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordite View Post
    Well done mate!!!

    You are saving her from contraception chemicals that interfere with her mind and could kill her through blood clots. Never mind humiliating doctor attendances for "lost condom".

    Going to Dr Paul for it?
    Nar I saw Dr Phill , iv taken his sound advice on leaving my ballies just the way they are.
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