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    By the short and curly's

    Well what can you say!

    In my opinion this you should stay true to your self!!

    Sad really, would you give hunting up for your better half just because they don't like it?

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...e-hunting.html

    Looks like someone got a nice deal although I think that its shotguns that he sold not rifles.


    Hand on hart I have not! Even manged to drag her all the way from the UK to Stewart Island
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    she must shag like a rabbit on methamphetamine, be tighter than a lawyers wallet and be able to suck a golf ball thru garden hose because no way would i give up hunting for an average looking money hungry tart like that.

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    Fark that, ta ta, have a gd life

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    Every woman gets married expecting her husband to change and
    every man gets married expecting his wife not to change.
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    Hell no. My ex wife tried that!

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    Fark that, they will be divorced within 5yrs
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    Shut up, get out & start pushing!

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    He used to be cool.

    Now it's clear he's a weak individual that's allowed himself to be dominated by someone for their own personal gain.
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    Really who actually gives a flying fuck.
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    "ars longa, vita brevis"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gapped axe View Post
    Really who actually gives a flying fuck.
    Yep agree totally but heís a stupid fuck all the same to be controlled by a venomous wasp
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian View Post
    Every woman gets married expecting her husband to change and
    every man gets married expecting his wife not to change.
    That should be in the Truths section

    also, who the fuck is this about?
    Sorry to be a snob but I never touch any links to the Daily Hell
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    Quote Originally Posted by gonetropo View Post
    she must shag like a rabbit on methamphetamine, be tighter than a lawyers wallet and be able to suck a golf ball thru garden hose because no way would i give up hunting for an average looking money hungry tart like that.
    Hapuka lips -Ive given her that moniker for a reason- shell suck him dry like blood out of a fucking stone ,then biff him out
    the Ginga Ninga- infatuated by a dysfunctional hairy lasso-blessed with his mothers shortcomings-falls right into it bigtime-fuck the firm- Im Harry I know it all -been there done that -so did the Duke of windsor -what a fuck up that was!!
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    boyo before the final sunset you are gonna regret your actions big time -this is just the start.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 308 View Post
    That should be in the Truths section

    also, who the fuck is this about?
    Sorry to be a snob but I never touch any links to the Daily Hell
    Its about Prince Harry and his poontang.
    Hes turned into a cuck..
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    Couldnt give a toss what any so called celeb does. They're as fake as their movies and such. People that put any value in what they do or say are as pathetic as the celebs.

    However anyone who commits to a marriage and hope for, or pressure a change of lifestyle or hobbies they dont like their partner involved in, are doomed to failure. They were dishonest from the start.
    If the cuck has given up hunting, he definitely didnt enjoy it or do it for the right reasons.
    Their marriage will be over inside 3 yrs I reckon

    If Selma Hyeck was getting frisky with me and said to give up hunting I'd just fucking lie till I got caught out and by then, I'd probably be sick of her shit anyway



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    Like your style. When I first met my wife I took her pig hunting with my dogs, rafting on a number of different rivers, scuba diving and fishing. Never complained, well only in a little way, could only hunt one day a weekend and that was fair enough. Bit hard to keep the dogs fit thou, I was working as a rafting partime and she would come if I needeD more or a camp cook, got her Padi. Going fishing on Thursday and after 32 yrs of marriage plus my health issues would be safe that I chose well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KW1 View Post
    Its about Prince Harry and his poontang.
    Hes turned into a cuck..
    Thanks for that

    Curiosity satisfied, now that I see it is the Royal Family, I will no longer care

    The line is something like- "Humanity will not be free until the last king is strangled with the guts of the last priest"
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