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    stag party

    my stag party is today and i cant keep still im more nervous about this than i am about the wedding,the wedding im sweet with if i wasnt i would not have asked her,but the bois have been tormenting me for a week now ,what am i in for???????????????it starts in 1 hour wish me luck

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    Good luck petree
    Had mine last weekend,I got away scott free Only advice I can give you is try and be the last man standing.
    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

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    o shit thous day have gone past me,my mates are all animals when they are together they live all over the place so whne they together ,fuck.

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    Petree if you wake up tomorrow morning tied to a lamp post naked with your balls nuggeted and you cant remember a thing then you will know it was agood one. I hope the wedding is not tomorrow.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    On the piss in chch years ago I saw some poor bugger who was naked,tied to a cross upright,on a trailer being towed round town.
    It was the middle of winter,hope he didnt die of hypothermia!
    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    Good luck petree
    Had mine last weekend,I got away scott free Only advice I can give you is try and be the last man standing.
    you was lucky the medication tiipped us all lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    On the piss in chch years ago I saw some poor bugger who was naked,tied to a cross upright,on a trailer being towed round town.
    It was the middle of winter,hope he didnt die of hypothermia!
    Boys will be boys.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
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    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
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    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Hope ya speck fluent Austrailian ya might wake up in Melborne . Hope its one to remember ,what time do the stripper arrive ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    On the piss in chch years ago I saw some poor bugger who was naked,tied to a cross upright,on a trailer being towed round town.
    It was the middle of winter,hope he didnt die of hypothermia!
    In the middle of winter? Bet if his future Mrs saw pictures she'd be worried about being short changed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gadgetman View Post
    In the middle of winter? Bet if his future Mrs saw pictures she'd be worried about being short changed.
    Yeh I reckon GM. I have just been for a ride on the quad and almost feel countersunk from the wind chill so that poor bugger probably had blue balls and a divet where his dick would normally be.
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    fucked

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    Quote Originally Posted by petree View Post
    fucked
    Literally or figuratively?
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    At least you are concious, unbound, able to access a computer and still able to spell!

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    What did they do to ya?
    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

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    You'll need a few days to recover, took me 3days after mine at the start of the year. Most of the other guys took a day to get right also.
    It may have been the sun and fishing that started it for us though.
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone

 

 

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