those Matawai bush rats - not the sorts to invite home to mum for a beer - mate rang the boys are down the Masonic - now the Masonic had been Gisbornes flashiest pub - long closed but then was beautiful carpets wood paneling really nice - went in and in the back bar were the Matawai meat hunters and trappers - the carpet had so much beer spilled onto it one squelched walking up to the bar - one of them was taking a leak into the ash tray at foot of bar - they had had a feed of raw paua on one of the tables and the shells and guts were still on it with paua juice running down onto the floor - Jim was in fine shape roaring out " give me a fight ya weatbix bastards"- two security came in and he put his arms around them and said now ya not going to kick us out of our pub are ya - then had a scrap with Daktari knocking over tables - yes don't take that lot home ( Daktari was sadly drowned in the Motu on a raft pig hunting trip ) top helicopter shooter
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