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    Cat Board

    looking for a good cat board, not worried about scratches etc, so long as its good and solid. Got a mean cat that needs taming.
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    Ive always found a saucer of milk and a .12ga works well.....

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    haha, a cat board is not for killing cats......
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    yeah yeah....get square of plywood 300mm each way.piece of say 100mmx100mm again 300mm long and wrapn nail carpet around the 100x100 then screw base onto it... good luck getting the moggy to use it....it appears the side of couch is nicer on thier claws...hint here they DONT LIKE tinfoil so a few strategically placed bits MIGHT save your favourite chair.
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    nope, its not something for the cat to use. its an accessory for using cats.
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    Cat Board
    The Cat Board is a piece of plywood, or similar, with two holes cut into it which placed close together.

    The user pulls a cat’s tail through one of the holes and holds it so that they may molest the feline through the other hole without fear of being seriously scratched or bitten.

    The Cat Board brings to mind the infamous gloryhole although it is perhaps more related to the stocks.

    The sound the feline subject produces when the Cat Board is in use is likened to that of Kasey Chambers singing.
    Thanks to Hunter gatherer of Sydney for describing the Cat Board and its use. Though he claims he has never owned and operated one himself.
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    I learn something new every day on this forum
    @40mm your Saturday night sounds much more interesting than mine.
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    it would be if i could tame this dam cat.
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    Wrap it in a wet blanket.

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    how bout my wet velcro gloves
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    worth a go

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    you must be foreign.....whats wrong with sheep??? just need pair of red band gumboots and an electric fence so they keep backing up.... so I'm told.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micky Duck View Post
    you must be foreign.....whats wrong with sheep??? just need pair of red band gumboots and an electric fence so they keep backing up.... so I'm told.
    Iv heard the red band trick is bad for your shins.
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    You gotta be carefull not to catch ya nuts in the top of the gumboot when crouching down for the two tooths.

 

 

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