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    Roaring Horn

    Roaring Horn, the real deal. $50
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    No plastic, no batteries required.
    This is a genuine LARGE bull horn.
    It gives a much more natural and realistic sound.
    Why buy some hunk of Chinese plastic?
    The only horn that should be powered by batteries belongs in the missus top bedside drawer
    These are the ones to use if you want to lure in the big Stags.
    Get in quick. the big boys will be starting up soon.

    No dolphins were harmed in the making of this horn. One Bull was though, he didn't suffer for long and he tasted good and now you can use one of his horns to get yourself a feed. You may even get yourself a decent set of antlers to impress your mates with.
    With this horn you'll drive all the deer crazy. The hinds will be fighting for your attention and that'll make the stags mad enough to charge up so close you could smack them in the head with the horn. It's solid enough to stun them unlike those silly little plastic things that aren't much more than an over priced coke bottle with the bum cut off.
    All natural product, no GMOs, no hormones or steroids. 100% naturally grown so you can even chew on it if you get the munchies on the hill. Of course if you do then it's guaranteed that a big stag will open up and start snorting and farting two gullies over and you won't have a horn to call him in with so I don't recommend chewing on it. Besides, you're supposed to be a macho hunter, what will your mates think when they learn you missed a stag cause you were munching on a horn
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    Shame Ur horn has such a bend in it, mine didnt last time I checked

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    If it's not bent it doesn't hit the right spot.

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    I'll buy it you thieving barstard!!!
    Is that sent to Rotorua's finest?
    Dan M

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny View Post
    I'll buy it you thieving barstard!!!
    Is that sent to Rotorua's finest?
    Yeah I'll send it.
    But you have to promise not to use it on those stags up there, they're queer (like Rotorua hunters) and probably won't respond to the mighty manly roars of this horn.
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    Haha. Speaking of queers or steers... Anything roaring yet? Some reports these parts nothing I'd trust yet or heard yet myself.
    Dan M

 

 

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