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    Why is it that

    When women feel that they need money to spend , that us men need to sell our rifles if we are not hunting with them . All good tho I hunted before it met you and you should be keeping me in rifles to keep me happy and you living here
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    Got me.......

    I need a secret account

    At least mine has no idea what is in the safe, its just that if any money comes in from a sale I dont see,get to spend any of it!
    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

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    Who............me?

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    Whenever mine finds rifles in the hall when she gets home from work and asks if thats new I just reply, "that? Na, just got it back from the machinist, was getting threaded"

    Thankfully she looses interest very quickly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nibblet View Post
    Whenever mine finds rifles in the hall when she gets home from work and asks if thats new I just reply, "that? Na, just got it back from the machinist, was getting threaded"

    Thankfully she looses interest very quickly.
    Unfortunatly for me with a joint account any money out by me is questioned, when i have a big week and plan something for the extra cash she beats me to it
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    I know a store that sells pants if your interested.

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    I wear the pants in this house! holy ones with a bIt of string line holding the top together where a button should be I shit you not.
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    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

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    Mine is always suppprtive of me buying more. I wonder if its part of her plan. I end up feeling guilty...
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    Quote Originally Posted by distant stalker View Post
    Mine is always suppprtive of me buying more. I wonder if its part of her plan. I end up feeling guilty...
    Has she any sisters?
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    Haha yes but very different to her.... told her i needed a semi auto for an upcoming shoot. Her response was "can you find them in left hand? Rihht jand will be no good for you..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwijames View Post
    Has she any sisters?
    Must be a blow up doll? No lady encourages more do they???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    Must be a blow up doll? No lady encourages more do they???
    Even better. No back chat
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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    Got me.......

    I need a secret account

    At least mine has no idea what is in the safe, its just that if any money comes in from a sale I dont see,get to spend any of it!
    I have one even though I don't need it

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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    Unfortunatly for me with a joint account any money out by me is questioned, when i have a big week and plan something for the extra cash she beats me to it
    Mate I can buy a peanut bar at the local dairy and my missus will know before I get in the car. I swear she has got my credit card on instant report.
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    My granddad has a "secret account" and he thinks hes so clever but he doesnt know nan knows about it and just leaves him thinking he's clever
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