Thread: Disguising a safe, any ideas?

im about to undertake the same exercise and ive come up with the following -a concealed swing out ful llength pitcure of her indoors 100%starkers -a 130 Dbsiren-3x CO2 fire extinguishers 1x headheight 2x groin level.if that dont fuck a slimy arsewipe space invader up then nought will ,or theyre 100%certifiable in which case torment will involve a single room with me serving tucker minus false teeth and dribbling from both sides of me mouth!
ah hold on did I mention my leopard skin g-string and me chainsaw with a 20"bar-20""its the bloody chainsaw ya duffus not me!

Apparently the lowlifes in the street are "scared??????" of me.

Im buggered if i know why-might have something to do with a pox ridden gorilla who looked like michael Jackson who loved to abuse from a distance,then one day turned up asking my son to fix the motor on his piece of shit.
son(a vindictive sort)told him to fuckorfski and furthermore that Id(Dad) said I couldnt understand why the loser who sired him hadnt shot the load onto a hot tin fence to marinate in the sun!


my last sight of cunthooks was an anorexic thing in a white crimplene tracksuit with MM colours on his back.Did they sanction this???????????

the fucking tragedy is after him and his horrendous teatleaf fucked off it was found their HNZ unit was a thriving p lab-!

this may be a long sermon but in short-its my property and if you want to"five finger discount it cunt" -im very creative in attempting to stop you

Lets play