Rushy mate i have the answer.
Tomorrow night send her out to get something and you will get tea started.
When she gets back you have a fire going with nice smoky green wood in the oven with the door open and all the house windows open trying to let some smoke out.
Ill bet a box of beer you won't be asked again and if questioned ie what the Fuck are you doing!? You can just say i have only ever cooked on a fire.
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