If you are lucky Toby it will mean large blonde female masseuses
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Hahaha just googled it. I dont know if its right but if it is you keep em
Gotta love SE Asia eh, Rushy?:thumbsup: Every young red blooded kiwi male could do with the experience I reckon.:D
Toby, you honestly do not know what you are missing.
focus on getting that collecting jar around the wards and you'll be right mate . . . .
Aids? HIV? Many other STI's
I recall goats used to carry the human variant of syphylis - introduced as a 'control measure'. Not sure what you'd get off a hind. Angry stag?
Stick to collecting pregnant-mothers-pee. I'm sure its much safer.
you could wear rubber gloves and a whole range of other latex products if contamination was an issue.
Stick to staying out of this thread to keep whats left of my sanity :D
If ya get bored with the stags Toby ya can roar a new missus up. I roared my one out of the scrub 20 years ago. Only problem was I miss-fired and now I cant get rid of her:thumbsup:
Hahaha That could possibly become a famous quote one day if it isn't allready. I am thinking about roaring a job up first.
[QUOTE=7mmwsm;95361]thought that toby might be gullible enough to give it a whirl.
Thought wrong :P
That I was.
You guys have all been leading Toby astray.
Stags don't root pregnant hinds they root ovulating ones.
Just go to the pub and pick up a chick. Any one. They get horny when ovulating so you won't even have to ask cos chances are she is.
That's how we end up with so many solo mums ;)
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The roar is ridiculous!!!
Grown men running round the bush making deer mating calls.... in society wed be commited lol
This one will be ready for a whistle to call it over and throw in the back of the truck
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Yep and they grow up to be a right royal pain in the arse. Mohawk660 came out to sight in his rifle yesterday and I ended up having to backhand a hand reared hind that was looking to establish dominance.
If he is anything like me ya can hardly blame her.
I've started bellowing at random and piddling on myself.
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[QUOTE=R93;98036]I've started bellowing at random and piddling on myself.QUOTE]
That could get you committed in Auckland
I thought I would fit straight in tbh.
If I start thrashing flower beds and shrubs I will commit myself.
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just put a rubber band around the end of it, and no more dribbles. Who needs a urologist when we've got H&S forum - we'll cure all your ills . . . . . . oh. oh I thought you meant . . . . .
Just have a shower Dave:D one pre roar and one post roar and you should be sweet for the year?
Cool, so no change in my usual hygiene regime then.
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just rub some talcum powder on it mate.
This was a classic thread..... miss ya Tobes.
awesome thread @veitnamcam
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if ya going to try it you have to wear the high heals and mini skirt to go with the purfume :thumbsup: