Thread: Lets See The Transport havn a Oops moment

Originally Posted by kotuku

happy St paddies day you all.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHY YA WEE IRISH FECKER ,IWANT A WORD
right now ive got ya lughole ya tiny blob of clover spawn-why in hell did you choose today of all days to make that friggin battery in my war offices car fall over.
guiness breweries will be bankrupted as i shell out perfectly good beer money on a new bloody battery,you smelly wee green shortarse.
holy mother of god=Ihad to ring her and wake her up to tell her the bad news which in itself verges on grounds for homicide.
anyone sighting murphy today can give his rotund irish arse a good kick from me.

oh boy murphy you are really up shit creek now my son.Ifixed the war offices car -rang her only to find out our wee green bastard has been over hill at it again.Mrs kotuku buys brand new washing machine yesterday-puts two loads of washing through this morning -very pedantic about washing is mrs kotuku ,on the third load-O SHIT O DEAR the bloody machine SHIT ITSELF 110%-apparently motor has let go and theres water all over the washhouse floor.
SOOOO- anyone having contact with the fore mentioned just warn him the kotukus are on the warpath and hes about as welcome as a mexican at donald trumps dinner table!!


to the ale

Oh mary me darlin
greymouths a wonderful town
the sun it tis shinin
the beer is so brown
Im havin one for me lunch
one for smoko&tea
a coupla more
and im out for a pee,

gods chosen irish
they settled the coast
Its covered in clovers
is often the boast
dublins got river laffey
a sight they tell me
greymouths nice little river
has a whitebait or three,

me beer galss is empty ,
me mouths gettin dry
its off to me fridge
so illbid ya
goodbye!

sung to tune "mountains of morn"

Originally Posted by kotuku

sung to tune "mountains of morn"

Got that one reading the first line.