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    Quote Originally Posted by kotuku View Post
    rember when akkar bought out that bastard shotty the 12g triple barrel-tower junction H&Fhad one and I did more than one recce just to gaze at the bloody thing.i couldnt for the life of me ,and still cant work out what it would be like to shoot .now over my time with shotties ive had the odd double detonation -I vivdly rember my 1st one -was a mitchell gamekingSXS12g i bought off my brother for $100.00- double det on a duck -left thumb smacked bridge of nose like mike tyson before he became an earbite rand i ended up looking like a panda- ex mrs took pity on me and doubled my lengthwise lambada ration-now i know why at 65 im so bloody tired.
    enough of that -wonder what a triple det would feel like-suspect she'd be a flat on ya arse jobby at best! at worst youd be flatter than the hallway carpet!!
    firing the thing -it 'd suit you ex artillery types"telly ho gents battery fire mission 'fiiiiiiiiirrrrrrreeeee................god knows what any self respecting duck of goose would think ,though again my suspicion is it would involve a sudden frightful opening of the anal sphincter!
    it was fuckin heavy as
    I liked a 20 gauge one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    I agree kotuku. There is nothing wrong with cheap shotguns. One of my four shotguns is a Hatsan Escort pump action that cost me circa five hundy brand new and it is as fun a gun as the next and has never failed me or the myriad of others that have shot shit with solids, double ought and bird shot through it.
    Must say... there's something incredibly cheap and brutal about ANY shotgun.

    Mainly... they fire shot shells.

    No matter how fine and expensive, still same old nasty hurling out the front end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    I agree kotuku. There is nothing wrong with cheap shotguns. One of my four shotguns is a Hatsan Escort pump action that cost me circa five hundy brand new and it is as fun a gun as the next and has never failed me or the myriad of others that have shot shit with solids, double ought and bird shot through it.
    IIRC Dundee uses anEscort P/A that christ may well have used had he been more attentive to duck shooting rather than walking about on water with the buggers!
    then again Dundee also uses a stirling .22 which from its looks may have been handy to sool up a few sinners on occasion!
    now im not suggesting Dundee was one of the 12 disciples or even god forbid lion brown was served at the last supper.let alone pita bread & watties!
    Mrs Dundee on the other hand musrt very very close to sainthood dont ya think???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordite View Post
    Must say... there's something incredibly cheap and brutal about ANY shotgun.

    Mainly... they fire shot shells.

    No matter how fine and expensive, still same old nasty hurling out the front end.
    heresy good sir heresy
    nowt as fine as the striking thunder of a2 3/4"shell delivering post to a fat mallard floating in the blue like winne peters on the make
    tis not a kick -more awee nudge to remind you youre in heaven using the finest of man made acne inducers to secure the finest in flying chook!completely organic flying chook

    I thought this forum reserved derision for those who owned .270sI fired one once -it felt like being rooted by a bull elephant with my (L)shoulder being 6"behind my right and my head rang like the bells of St Pauls london for nigh on a week afterwards -target a bloody great cliff across the creek
    Did i hit it i hear you ask -dunno-too busy feeling bloody sorry for meself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kotuku View Post
    I thought this forum reserved derision for those who owned .270sI fired one once -it felt like being rooted by a bull elephant with my (L)shoulder being 6"behind my right and my head rang like the bells of St Pauls london for nigh on a week afterwards -target a bloody great cliff across the creek
    Did i hit it i hear you ask -dunno-too busy feeling bloody sorry for meself.
    @kotuku when I get my 416 back you can have a shot out of that. wee bit more than a 270

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    Quote Originally Posted by csmiffy View Post
    @kotuku when I get my 416 back you can have a shot out of that. wee bit more than a 270
    and you sir can indulge in avain fornication-if i want to experience something like that i shall get a blowjob in a bloody APC any ex military types will tell you an APC is like a fucking concrete slab on caterpillar tracks with suspension which lets every bumpi into you10!!

    to sum it up (ex 1scots armoured sgt) welcome to the bakebean can from hell.ours stinks of deisel farts gunpowder v,some fuckers gruts&socks which we cant find. youllbe treated like rocks in a digger bucket,the ejected shells from the guns generally bounce into the hull.30's are hotter than .50s.
    when we make contact -back ramp drops you grunts fuck off sharpish or my smelly boot will go right up the closest hole i can find -
    us tankies -we fuck off sharpish elsewhere -it aint our scrap-
    good now youve had the air armoured safety briefing any questions
    -no if we take a direct hit from a 106mm round youl lall lokklike extremely overcooked baked beans in a charred tin-some may even resemble little rabbit or goat turds.
    dont think coffins willbe needed some how!!
    (tekapo1978-i was plt sig to an irish rangers capt who was running this live attack as part of end of camp yipee for the civvies)
    the racket of the armoured machineguns -the thump of our own mortar line and using live ammo in a controlled assault -FMRI can stil lfeel the sensation now.

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    Well fuck!! I must of been a good foot soldier all those years back. And guess who got a package placed on the back of the ute after milking tonight. New owner of a pump Akkar and a doz decoys.
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    Might sell the worn out Escorts to the government if the price is right,but the trusty Stirling is sitting by my side.
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    make dsure the bastrds cmpensate you for the watties bottle too Dundee -after all it was an accesory of sorts -it did assist with the regular consumption of ducks at dundees. speaking of duckshooting supplies -had a mate pissed off over the ditch with his wife -sick of this socialist utopia. shit a brick got a whole lotta gear free on top of the bloody Qstore i already run!
    yup matter of huntin her out preparimng stores packing and BRING IT ON!
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    Akkar... Turkish gunmaker, yes? Sorry-not-sorry Akkar, I don't intend to give any NZ dollars to supporters of Erdogan - who just threatened NZers with death as revenge for the Aussie import's atrocity.

    (Oh yeah - Akkar also arms the police forces of other bastions of gun liberty and individual freedom /sarc = let's hear it for South Africa, Argentina, Venezuela, Bulgaria and Egypt...).

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    Quote..(like out the ute window for example)

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    Quote Originally Posted by sightpicture View Post
    Akkar... Turkish gunmaker, yes? Sorry-not-sorry Akkar, I don't intend to give any NZ dollars to supporters of Erdogan - who just threatened NZers with death as revenge for the Aussie import's atrocity.

    (Oh yeah - Akkar also arms the police forces of other bastions of gun liberty and individual freedom /sarc = let's hear it for South Africa, Argentina, Venezuela, Bulgaria and Egypt...).
    Umm I think you’ll be running out of options then....most if all arms makers will be supplying/in the hands of police/security forces of repressive regimes...everywhere...


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    Nah... not all police forces are run by NorKorea- or Kahill-Klones...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sightpicture View Post
    Nah... not all police forces are run by NorKorea- or Kahill-Klones...
    everyone is entitled to their opinion just dont let it come back and bite your spotty arse .BTW-the majority of my postings are in a humourous vein,buuuuut if i do let go Imake bloody sure Ive got the data to back it up.
    sitting beside me at the mo is a lot of that which shows in fact aderns gutless paniced actions and the ingratiating reaction of the other common curs willacheive 6 7/8 of SFA.

 

 

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