Thread: combover fed farmers dick tries to rewrite history

project on tv3 combover fed farmers headman ''fish and game have given up on canada geese and dont want to manage them''
A] listen up wankshaft you lobbied kate wilkinson to remove them from gamebird status then got her to give you money to slaughter them.
B] Fish and game by statute are only able to spend money to control or advance GAMEBIRDS

fish and games tenure wasnt by any means perfect or even adequate at times and a new co operation is needed but dont go on tv and bullshit your lips off
when geese were under thier perview which geese aREnt anymore cos you whined long and hard to the tories and they did what you wanted.
now you run out government supplied cash and the tax breaks for pest control aint adding up so you want someone else to take over
and after chasin them with planes trains boats and automobiles has made them harder to hunt as has sniping at them from long range you want to now pass the bill on.
you,l never get poison approval cos you aint demonised them enough
birds flappin and dieing in public parks aint possums in the bush
who,d a thunk it huh fed farmers flippin out cos the bill s to high and they got goose massacres masked as management wrong

It'd be 5 mins quicker reading that if it had even half decent punctuation/spelling/grammar/..

Originally Posted by 6x47

It'd be 5 mins quicker reading that if it had even half decent punctuation/spelling/grammar/..

I’m still trying to work out what a combover is��

Balanced reporting by media? Like hell !

Originally Posted by 6x47

It'd be 5 mins quicker reading that if it had even half decent punctuation/spelling/grammar/..

if you aint got a extra 5 minutes to spare bog off

Originally Posted by omark

I’m still trying to work out what a combover is��

its when all your hairs retreated to the back sides or front and you,ve got to comb it over the deserted territory.
what would jeremy corbett know about a goose othan what he see,s in the mirror

Originally Posted by gsp follower

if you aint got a extra 5 minutes to spare bog off

I've definitely got five minutes but prefer content with better signal to noise

Originally Posted by gsp follower

its when all your hairs retreated to the back sides or front and you,ve got to comb it over the deserted territory.
what would jeremy corbett know about a goose othan what he see,s in the mirror

Combover - also known as a Koro as in Koro Wetere, Google up a pic. of him in his younger days and notice his coiffure!

The person in question WAS the Federated Farmers High Country Chair a few years back. He is no longer an elected member of Federated Farmers and therefore does not speak for them. He was speaking in his personal capacity and the media wrongfully gave him a previous title and assumed he was speaking on behalf of Federated Farmers.

As you suggest, he is also incorrect in his comments.

Originally Posted by gsp follower

project on tv3 combover fed farmers headman ''fish and game have given up on canada geese and dont want to manage them''
A] listen up wankshaft you lobbied kate wilkinson to remove them from gamebird status then got her to give you money to slaughter them.
B] Fish and game by statute are only able to spend money to control or advance GAMEBIRDS

fish and games tenure wasnt by any means perfect or even adequate at times and a new co operation is needed but dont go on tv and bullshit your lips off
when geese were under thier perview which geese aREnt anymore cos you whined long and hard to the tories and they did what you wanted.
now you run out government supplied cash and the tax breaks for pest control aint adding up so you want someone else to take over
and after chasin them with planes trains boats and automobiles has made them harder to hunt as has sniping at them from long range you want to now pass the bill on.
you,l never get poison approval cos you aint demonised them enough
birds flappin and dieing in public parks aint possums in the bush
who,d a thunk it huh fed farmers flippin out cos the bill s to high and they got goose massacres masked as management wrong

Originally Posted by Finnwolf

Combover - also known as a Koro as in Koro Wetere, Google up a pic. of him in his younger days and notice his coiffure!

dont diss the loan a ranger like that

Originally Posted by Rich007

The person in question WAS the Federated Farmers High Country Chair a few years back. He is no longer an elected member of Federated Farmers and therefore does not speak for them. He was speaking in his personal capacity and the media wrongfully gave him a previous title and assumed he was speaking on behalf of Federated Farmers.

As you suggest, he is also incorrect in his comments.

shoddy journolism catering to the30 second attention span generation.
the kapiti counsilor is a believer in the 70 million possum fallacy to
id love to know how they calculated a kilo of crap per goose
tho i hate to be the one with the poo scoop and scales

Most of waterfowl crap is actually water. The dorks failed to mention the hundreds of "protected" seagulls that fly each night from rubbish tips onto the lakes to crap in them all night.

Originally Posted by gsp follower

dont diss the loan a ranger like that

He works in a bank.

Originally Posted by marky123

He works in a bank.

that,d be a good trick koro,s sucked his last kumara a while back.
remember he tried to arrange some bg foriegn investments for moari tribes.
but it went tits up cos thier bussiness plans were non existent

Most of waterfowl crap is actually water. The dorks failed to mention the hundreds of "protected" seagulls that fly each night from rubbish tips onto the lakes to crap in them all night.

ive sen the mess the can leave when large numbers concregate in one spot
but really the crap fed farmers ex goose talked is the waterfowl eqivelent of ''does a bear shit in the woods''

The "clickbait" headline by the so called journalist didnt help either.
If i recall correctly he said "Find out how lots of Canadian visitors are becoming unwelcome"

I immediately thought of partying Canadian tourist chicks with their tits out, and kept watching: only to find out they were just geese who have been here a hundred years, imported by New Zealanders with the express purpose of being shot at by shotgunners.
If more people shot and ate them, in the intended manner of which they were introduced, then there would be no need for clickbait journalism.