Thread: hows the summer season looking

me 7cobber (also known to GSP follower ,sneaked out to lake ellesmere this morning after em pesky canadas. yee old spot is bloody teeming with parries mallards ,teal ,swans , spoonbill herons ,and lotsa canadas. well it was all beer &skittles as we had a coupla curious canadas swoop in as you know whose invitin the vicar to tea &biscuits(happens every time )
grab ye trausty escort and draw a bead ,honk honk "fuck me safetys on,. so they got a wee ass lashing from a couple of 3"steel as their freckles constricted and afterfarters cut in.

bloody parries ,hundreds of the bastards ,so low they could have farted into me cuppa tea. not only that ,they kept invitin mates to come have a look at the dumbshits, till we was getting more inspections than a real estate open day! The occasional snort -we know were not on the license just yet dickheads"..they'll keep.
late in morning just after a wee southerly blows through -in come two canadas flying contour .on goes me elctronic caller ,Ryan going on his as well ,bugger me the pair swung round and cruised on in.couldnt believe my luck as i stood up ,eyeballed then belted the leader head on ,matey brae flared away ,but Ryans pretty certain he copped some and flew off probably to drown in the lake.(pisses me off that). my boy got a coupla finishers. fully expecting a juvenile ,im rewarded with a big fat mature gander a primo eater if ever i saw one.
heres me dancing like a demented hobbitt at opening my tally for 2015 season- couldnt keep the smile off me dial .Ive carved the notch on me shootin stick to add to the pigeon me wee SxS got the other day. home cooked lunch for wifey ,cleaned up me gear ,settled down with a beer to watch cricket ,but thought Illjust check the mail.
Bloody hell -polite letter from our boys in blue traffic division asking for a donation(payable in 30days please)aftertaking a picture of me and my loyal gooserolla trundling through rolleston at 87km/hr on my way to assist GSP follower with his pigeon problem.$30.00 for a picture which probably looks like a constipated gorillas arse(cant remember if i had me teeth in or not!!). always some bugga wants to rain on your parade .