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Thread: Woodcock has a go at soccer

  1. 14-01-2013, 03:00 PM #1
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    Woodcock has a go at soccer

    After avoiding everyone on the field, it is rumoured this woodcock has signed up with Manchester United for 2013:

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  3. 14-01-2013, 03:24 PM #2
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    Strange how it landed after the first flight. Kind of like a belly flop
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    When I read the thread title I was under the impression that Tony Woodcock, the rugby player, was having a go at football
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    When I read the thread title I was under the impression that Tony Woodcock, the rugby player, was having a go at football
    That would be like Wladmir and Vitali Klitschko having a go at tiddlywinks
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Strange how it landed after the first flight. Kind of like a belly flop
    You can see how the "king of gamebirds" would be hard to find in thick cover without a dog... I wonder how many thousand km it had migrated just to land in that soccer game?
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