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  1. 23-10-2013, 07:56 AM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    Just practise your underwater judo chop.....sharks will be shitting themselves if they can see it coming
    Mate Chuck Norris uses knife hand karate strikes on sharks.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Mate Chuck Norris uses knife hand karate strikes on sharks.
    Mate Chuck Norris uses 5 finger nipple tweak death locks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    Mate Chuck Norris uses 5 finger nipple tweak death locks
    I didn't know that Sharks had nipples. Never to old to learn huh?
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    I didn't know that Sharks had nipples. Never to old to learn huh?
    They've been known to sprout them in the presence of Chuck Norris. Fear does mysterious things, Rushy.

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    Yeah nah bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    Mate Chuck Norris uses 5 finger nipple tweak death locks
    Bruce Lee just has to look at them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby View Post
    Bruce Lee just has to look at them
    Bruce Lee is dead Toby
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    Bruce Lee is dead Toby
    Dammit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby View Post
    Dammit
    I agree Toby. 1973 was a sad year.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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