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    Fishing Mishaps

    We have all seen or had one at some stage. Heres a few with hooks.
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    "Thats not a knife, this is a knife"
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    CFD

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    Jeebus that one in the foot would have tickled!
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    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

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    Wish the couple I've had had gone threw so I could cut the barb off & remove them myself.
    Don't like ending up in A&E .
    Gun control means using both hands

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    I always thought that the hook was for catching the fish with.
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    ouch to all of those. OOO the soreness.

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    Saw a couple comming in to the ramp last night, one lot backed the trailer off the side of the ramp not once but twice then the other way blocking of the old mans lane
    Then while we were putting the chain on the front of boat they guys loading on the other side of us vehicle started rolling back into the tide The old man saw it quick and lept in the passenger side ripped up the hand brake that did f all and ended up ramming the auto they had left in N into P to stop it just before it got deep enough to fill with salt.

    We got a feed
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    Where to start ... knives vs fingers & thumbs, Barrocouta vs bare foot (once), hand (couple of times). the old mad put a knife into his hand trying to open an oyster.

    Funniest was when a mate of mine hit himself in the face with a 16oz sinker. (well its funny now)

    Worst was helping do CPR a poor bugger that had a heart attack pushing his boat off his trailer.

    Oh and the small matter of me and a stingray.

    Yip fishing is just sooo relaxing!!
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    Nil durum volenti !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stingray View Post
    Where to start ... knives vs fingers & thumbs, Barrocouta vs bare foot (once), hand (couple of times). the old mad put a knife into his hand trying to open an oyster.

    Funniest was when a mate of mine hit himself in the face with a 16oz sinker. (well its funny now)

    Worst was helping do CPR a poor bugger that had a heart attack pushing his boat off his trailer.

    Oh and the small matter of me and a stingray.

    Yip fishing is just sooo relaxing!!
    Fun times Stingray.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Diver attacked by stingray - National - NZ Herald News

    Wasn't a great way to ruin a boys weekend of fishing.

    Beer in fridge, scallops and fish in chilly bin...Drop me here guys I'll just grab us a cray and well head in for a beer.
    Nil durum volenti !!

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    Shads of Steve Irwin there. A lucky escape really.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Hell yes, I was very lucky.. the doc told me about a tourist he treated the summer before took one to the chest punctured lung etc... 2 months in hospital.
    Nil durum volenti !!

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    I had one swim up in front of my mask from underneath me on a night dive once. I had obviously disturbed it. Makes the heart pound I can tell you.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    I stood on a ray or something dragging the deep end of flounder net when I was a young fulla,got stabbed in the back of the calf.Swelled up larger than my thigh(not very big)
    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stingray View Post
    Diver attacked by stingray - National - NZ Herald News

    Wasn't a great way to ruin a boys weekend of fishing.

    Beer in fridge, scallops and fish in chilly bin...Drop me here guys I'll just grab us a cray and well head in for a beer.
    Fancy choosing a user name like that and have the bloody Stingray hit ya. Glad your ok.
    "Thats not a knife, this is a knife"
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    CFD

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    we had a fishing misshap last night.............They wouldnt bit the lures we kept landing on their fuckn heads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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