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Thread: No fish, but I caught crabs!

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    No fish, but I caught crabs!

    Just got back from Fiji. Didn't catch any fish.
    Caught crabs in the ladies toilets though!
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    The wife was about to use the ladies when she hear this fella behind the bowl. The large claw would have gone around my wrist! I had to fish him out with the toilet brush.

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    Crap! That could shorten your old fella
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    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    Nasty looking hua!!

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    Going off the title I thought you were In Wairoa..
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    VIVA LA HOWA

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    Jesus James,
    Reminded me of my days fishing on the roughy trawlers in SI. Quite often didn't catch fish but one time caught as dose of the crabs off a lovely girl called Nagwhatu Sue . Thank Christ they weren't that size. I may have even given her a tune up with the toilet brush on occasion.
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    @kiwijames, did ya eat him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadidick View Post
    @kiwijames, did ya eat him?
    Closest thing I had to cook it with was the hotel jug and I'm sure it would of put up a fight going down the spout. Plus, be fucked if I was going to try and pick that thing up armed only with a toilet brush!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwijames View Post
    Closest thing I had to cook it with was the hotel jug and I'm sure it would of put up a fight going down the spout. Plus, be fucked if I was going to try and pick that thing up armed only with a toilet brush!
    Fair enough,
    Just the thought of a Fijian Toilet brush makes my skin crawl. Yea I recon you would have tyo give it a right good clubbing to get a crab like that in the jug.

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    Poke it with the loo brush and it will grab hold of it. Using the loo brush as a handle, drop it into the freezer, fridge if there is no freezer and it will quietly go to sleep. Do what you like with it after that.

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    nasty bugger!

 

 

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