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    Shit for a starter!

    While milking the cows the other night a hunk of shit and tail hair wripped off in the claw of the cups.

    I thought would a trout eat this. And saved it too get my boy too make a fly.

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    So brought the shit home attached to tail hair and let Dan Dundee work his magic.

    End result a nice pretty hunk of shit

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    So before this weather bomb hits might go and try this shit out

    And lets see if shit HAPPENS!!

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    what a crackup you reckon the shit will dissolve in the water?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pointer View Post
    what a crackup you reckon the shit will dissolve in the water?
    Nah it was hard shit Pointer

    But the weather bomb hit the headwaters before I got too the river..SHIT!!

    Tried it a few times so watch this shit (space)

    When the river clears I'll try my shit again

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    Nice one! Let us know how it goes!

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    Gona give it a go tonight.

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    What will you name this uddalee mooving plausabull fly?? D Pendabull????
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    Quote Originally Posted by EeeBees View Post
    What will you name this uddalee mooving plausabull fly?? D Pendabull????
    Piece of shit

    But it worked.I don't recommend everyone fulling the Rivers with shit.

    If Horizons or Fish n game get wind of this shit the shit will hit the fan

    Anyway Im in enough shit

    Got too the river at 8pm had two chases what looked to be browns as they burst out of the water but missed the good shit

    Just about too wind me shit in at 855pm when shit hit the fan

    Yup hooked one on shitI was in the shit as usual couldn't land it from the paupa cliff so had too reel it and walk the trout 50mtres too the stoney shore.

    Then I landed the shit

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    The shit still attached too his lip!GOOD SHIT!

    The fly or piece of shit looked like shit by now!
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    Well the fight was over fish landed and will return the piece of shit too the creator tommorrow
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    Very funny.

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    Excellent!!!!! Must be worth a pocket money raise for the lad!!!!
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    Good shit dundee
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    That's a shit trout Dundee, probably taste like milk now. I've got some old copper homemade shit here I'll send it to that fast guy that's part of yr family

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    cheers Macca he's been a bit slow on the fishing front
    "Thats not a knife, this is a knife"
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    Dundee you never cease to amaze me. (That's a good thing by the way)
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
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